Casting Call:

Casting Call:

Gundam Wing Extras

So, you think you have what it takes to act in a high-caliber series such as Gundam Wing?

Well, here are the exciting new openings we have for the most important roles that bind the entire series together! The Extras!!

It is recommended to have health and/or life insurance, and kidnap and ransom insurance.

Acting in Gundam Wing can lead to memory loss, temporary or permanent insanity, hearing loss, paranoia, or the symptoms of pyromania.

Now, on to the roles!!

Random Colony citizen:

Either:

  1. Stand around and ignore Duo as he screams in the middle of a crowded street.
  2. Protest the Winner family's rule.

For these roles, not being a fan of the show is an asset.

Random Aristocrat

Wear snazzy Victorian outfits!! (mothballs included)

Drink wine and/or champagne!! (must be of legal drinking age or have persuasive fake ID)

Stare intently at random speakers!! (hypnosis available)

The perks of this role are that the most difficult manual task is that you may be required to clap.

Now, if you do not have the "dissatisfied fish" stare that we are seeking for the Random Aristocrat, you might have the qualifications for a speaking role.

Random Soldier, 2nd Class:

Sit in a mobile suit!!

Look like a pro!!

Get blasted to smithereens by the Gundam of your choice!! *choice not included

Sample lines:

  1. "Aaaah! A Gundam!"
  2. "It's a Gundam! Aaah!"
  3. "Aaaah!"

* must have life insurance, in case of main actors losing their grip on reality. Personal will kit included.

And our final role in today's casting call:

Random Manguenac:

You get to wear a funky little red hat! Use the costume shops, or create your own from out selection of quality construction paper!

Occasional sunglasses, and you get to be with Quatre!

* extremely limited number of female roles

Sample lines:

  1. Cheer whenever Quatre speaks
  2. "Yes, Master Quatre."

Auditions will take place February 30th, AC 195, in the Cinq kingdom. Cinq Vacations: Get your tan from the sun not a gun.

Finis.

Trowa: …..

Quatre: That was….interesting…

Random Manguenacs: * cheer *

Quatre: O.o

Random Soldier: "It's a Gundam!!"

Duo: You need more of that gut wrenching terror, now try it again.

You have just read a fic of mine. Thank you thank you thank you!!

Disclaimer:

Inventory of what I own:

Two pairs of socks

A toothbrush

A box of chocolate

Triangle hi-lighter

A cat

Things I don't own:

Microsoft

Princess Mononoke on video

An Elephant

This computer

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