St. Patrick's day RESURRECTED
Seven friends, chosen to stay in the home of a recently decease homicidal maniac. To make this show err.. Fan Fic more exciting the body was left in the house and placed in a crucifix type pose, above the TV. The bodies of his victims are still in the lower levels of the house because no one wanted to touch the screaming dying people. And with out further interruption, I give you; ST. PATRICK'S DAY RESURRECTED! {What could have happened after Nny dies} People info: Margaret Wells-Fargo the 3rd to the 2nd power: That fat lady who lives next store to Johnny in the first issue. Hillbilly Joe: I think he speaks for him self. Happy Noodle Boy: yes yes YES! Alf: If you don't know Alf I don't like you. Me {Spooky}: Hmm. Behin Abedi: A bitch I know from school {you know she's going to die slowly.} High Waters: A girl I knew who pissed me off, she was trying to be all punk {wearing hot topic clothes only} and one day she wore baggy pants that only went to her ankles, now I really wouldn't have cared, but really baggy pant SHOULD BE FUCKING BAGGY! She could have even added more to the bottoms! Umm. I'm sure you all would like to read the story. um.. Well here we go!
The seven "people" walked into the house. Nny was hanging from the wall. Behin: I don't want to stay in this house with they creepy gay Goth girl and the dead skinny freak! ME: {loads a gun, shrugs and grabs a sword and slashes open Behin's chest.} WHY CAN'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU FUCKING LITTLE SLUT BITCH WHORE!! Alf: I eat cats! High waters: I'm a tough punk rocker! Hnb: Bzzzzzt Maggie: Hmmm.. I think this is bad? HNB: YOU DENY ME CRACKER GOBLINS!? Alf: Hey! Everyone calm down lets have some cats and relax with some mind numbing TV! Maggie: Yes! HNB: KICK THE BUCKET YOU MOLDY DISHES! Hwaters: Are you trying to start something you noodly guy!?! HNB: YOU ENVY MY NECK!? Hwaters: That's it {Takes gun and shoots HNB}BOOM ON YOU! Me: Dude punk is dead, and so are you {Stabs Hwaters and pins her to the wall}No one hurts Happy Noodle Boy. HNB: FEAR MY BIG TOE! Alf: {Comes out with a plate of KFCat} the way mommy used to make.. Come and get it! Me: MMM! CAT! {gobbles down cat meats} Me like to eats me some pussy! {winks} Hillbilly Joe: MM! Good ol' home Cookin! Just like Mammy used to make! HNB: {Eats hill Billy Joe} COOKIN HOME!!!! Just a quick break to make a list of the dead: Behin High Waters Hill-Billy Joe FOUR MORE LEFT! WHO WILL LIVE!?!?!?! Later That Night!
Me:{lying on Nny's couch} I wonder if Johnny will suddenly spring to life?. HNB:{sleeping on Nny's head}Bzzztztztz Maggie:{Huddled in a corner} they're going to kill me in my sleep! Alf: {on armrest of couch} that was some damn fine cat! Me: MMMMHMM! Yummy Cat indeed! Maggie: YOU ATE ME BABIES!{Eats Alf} Me: LITTLE BUDDY! {Eyes glow red and I pull out a big mallet and smash Maggie}SMASHIE SMASHIE! Nny:{suddenly wakes up(how unexpected!)} Huh? What the fuck are you doing on my head..Happy noodle boy?! HNB: MOMMY! {Hugs Nny's head} Nny: AHHHHHHH!!!! {smashes HNB} That is creepy..What is going on!? What's with all the cameras!? {smashes cameras} WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! Me: Jerry Springer ran low on ratings. Are you going to kill me now? Nny: No.. I don't think so, but if I run into you again, well you never know! Me: Well bye then, Nice place you got here!
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Seven friends, chosen to stay in the home of a recently decease homicidal maniac. To make this show err.. Fan Fic more exciting the body was left in the house and placed in a crucifix type pose, above the TV. The bodies of his victims are still in the lower levels of the house because no one wanted to touch the screaming dying people. And with out further interruption, I give you; ST. PATRICK'S DAY RESURRECTED! {What could have happened after Nny dies} People info: Margaret Wells-Fargo the 3rd to the 2nd power: That fat lady who lives next store to Johnny in the first issue. Hillbilly Joe: I think he speaks for him self. Happy Noodle Boy: yes yes YES! Alf: If you don't know Alf I don't like you. Me {Spooky}: Hmm. Behin Abedi: A bitch I know from school {you know she's going to die slowly.} High Waters: A girl I knew who pissed me off, she was trying to be all punk {wearing hot topic clothes only} and one day she wore baggy pants that only went to her ankles, now I really wouldn't have cared, but really baggy pant SHOULD BE FUCKING BAGGY! She could have even added more to the bottoms! Umm. I'm sure you all would like to read the story. um.. Well here we go!
The seven "people" walked into the house. Nny was hanging from the wall. Behin: I don't want to stay in this house with they creepy gay Goth girl and the dead skinny freak! ME: {loads a gun, shrugs and grabs a sword and slashes open Behin's chest.} WHY CAN'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU FUCKING LITTLE SLUT BITCH WHORE!! Alf: I eat cats! High waters: I'm a tough punk rocker! Hnb: Bzzzzzt Maggie: Hmmm.. I think this is bad? HNB: YOU DENY ME CRACKER GOBLINS!? Alf: Hey! Everyone calm down lets have some cats and relax with some mind numbing TV! Maggie: Yes! HNB: KICK THE BUCKET YOU MOLDY DISHES! Hwaters: Are you trying to start something you noodly guy!?! HNB: YOU ENVY MY NECK!? Hwaters: That's it {Takes gun and shoots HNB}BOOM ON YOU! Me: Dude punk is dead, and so are you {Stabs Hwaters and pins her to the wall}No one hurts Happy Noodle Boy. HNB: FEAR MY BIG TOE! Alf: {Comes out with a plate of KFCat} the way mommy used to make.. Come and get it! Me: MMM! CAT! {gobbles down cat meats} Me like to eats me some pussy! {winks} Hillbilly Joe: MM! Good ol' home Cookin! Just like Mammy used to make! HNB: {Eats hill Billy Joe} COOKIN HOME!!!! Just a quick break to make a list of the dead: Behin High Waters Hill-Billy Joe FOUR MORE LEFT! WHO WILL LIVE!?!?!?! Later That Night!
Me:{lying on Nny's couch} I wonder if Johnny will suddenly spring to life?. HNB:{sleeping on Nny's head}Bzzztztztz Maggie:{Huddled in a corner} they're going to kill me in my sleep! Alf: {on armrest of couch} that was some damn fine cat! Me: MMMMHMM! Yummy Cat indeed! Maggie: YOU ATE ME BABIES!{Eats Alf} Me: LITTLE BUDDY! {Eyes glow red and I pull out a big mallet and smash Maggie}SMASHIE SMASHIE! Nny:{suddenly wakes up(how unexpected!)} Huh? What the fuck are you doing on my head..Happy noodle boy?! HNB: MOMMY! {Hugs Nny's head} Nny: AHHHHHHH!!!! {smashes HNB} That is creepy..What is going on!? What's with all the cameras!? {smashes cameras} WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! Me: Jerry Springer ran low on ratings. Are you going to kill me now? Nny: No.. I don't think so, but if I run into you again, well you never know! Me: Well bye then, Nice place you got here!
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