~Hey everyone!! This is Bloody Red Ribbons, if you didn't know. You might know me from my other book, 'The Three Musketeers'. It's pretty adventures. So, I have decided to do a bit of comedy.

~Listen, I know billions of people write this sort of junk. And I wasn't even planning to write anything like this. Though, just like every other thing in the world, this just came out of nowhere. I just couldn't not, do it!!!

~The name of this story has no meaning. I simply couldn't think of a name and Sparkles seemed to work well.

~Disclaimer: If you think I own Twilight then you must have been dropped when you were a baby. In other words, Stephenie Meyer owns the characters and everything Twilight. I only own the truth and dares.

Carlisle and Esme have just gone on their fifth honeymoon. Leaving the Cullen kids and Bella alone at the house. What games can the kids possibly play while their away. Truth or Dare of course!!! Bella's still human. Cullens still all vamped up. It's all set after Twilight and before New Moon.

"Bella! Bella! Wake up!!" An annoying voice said somewhere beyond. My bed started to shake like someone was jumping on it. "Bella get up!! We've got school in fifteen minutes!"

"What!" I yelled. There was no way I would make it to school on time. I looked up at......Alice. That would explain all the shaking.

"Don't panic Bella. We'll be there on time. But, you were so exhausted from yesterday. I didn't want to wake you up. But, hurry up and get ready, now. You have a long day ahead of you." I didn't argue with her. I had learned a long time ago never to argue with Alice.

I quickly got dressed, had breakfast, and was in Alice's car with a minute to spare.

"Hey Alice? Where is Edward?" I asked.

"Don't worry you'll see him at school. But, I wanted to pick you up today."

"Oh, okay." I said.

Sure enough, Alice parked next to the Edward's silver Volvo and I was in Edward's strong arms the next moment.

"Hey love." he said.

"Hi." I murmured.

"Bella!! Guess what?" Boomed a loud voice. Emmett. Edward looked apprehensive and worried. "We're playing truth or dare today! Isn't that exciting!" Just then the bell rang, sending kids in all directions. "We'll talk about it at lunch! Try 'n think of some dares while your supposed to be working! See ya Bellarella!" By the end of his speech I was sure he was jumping up and down just like Alice.

Rose and him headed off. Edward walked me to my class. "Bye for now, love." he said.

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It was time for lunch and I was thoroughly terrified for what lay ahead of me.

"Hi 'ya Bella. Edward. Are you ready to play?" Emmett asked, when we made it to are lunch table.

I nodded. "Good! Why don't I start? Bella, truth or..................dare?"

I had no idea what to choose. On the one side if I chose truth, then surely he'd make me reveal something that he could laugh about for the next century. I'd prefer not to be a tomato head for a century.

All the same if I chose dare, then I couldn't even imagine what would happen. Emmett would surely make me do something that would make him laugh for a century, too. It was moot point.

Finally, I decided that I'd rather go down looking brave. "Dare." I said.

Emmett got a thoughtful look on his face. Every now and again he'd say something like "ah Ha" or "no, not good enough". I didn't know what scared me most. Emmett like this or James the tracker.

After a little while of suspense he said, "Perfect!" Edward hissed. Alice laughed, no sorry, cackled. Rosalie guessing that the dare would be embarrassing for me smiled. And Jasper just sat there trying to take all the emotions in.

Emmett leaned over to whisper in my ear. I'm pretty sure my face went to a whole new shade of red.

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I was now in my last and worst class of the day. Gym. Today, we were playing basketball. But, what no one else seemed to know was that today was the day I mad an even bigger fool of my self.

The class went by like normal. People tried to avoid me and when they couldn't they got knocked over, cursing me under their breaths. And every time that happened I could faintly here I slight chuckle or laugh. Alerting me that the Cullens were hiding under the bleachers.

Then came the end of class. I dressed quickly and ran outside the changing rooms. Lauren was just going out the door, when I sneaked up behind her and gave her a big bear hug. She stiffened, turned around and looked at me with wide eyes.

I jumped back, "I'm so sorry! The lesbian side of me just took over. Sorry." If her eyes had gotten any bigger they would have fallen out of her head. In the background I could hear laughter. A booming one rang out the most though.

With my job done, I took off running towards the Cullens cars. One thing was for sure Emmett was going to get it!

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