Hello friends and future foes. Paris Hilton, if you are reading this, you are so not getting those Jimmy Choos! Welcome to the ever-fabulous blog of Natalie Kabra. Oh, what's that I hear? Who's Natalie Kabra? Curse you!
Natalie Kabra is me. The one and only me! Paris Hilton's rival and Nicole Richie's number one enemy in the planet! Oh I so do love torturing those girls who think they can compete with me. It's not wrong to dream darlings, It's just wrong to dream on something you won't ever achieve. And let me tell you this, you will never ever achieve being much more better than me. The horror if that would happen! But of course that would never happen, unless if I die or something and I renamed you the next Natalie Kabra. But of course, that will never happen.
Don't keep your hopes up!
Next subject...Ian, my brother, and I are on a trip going to Russia. No, It's not for the 39 clues hunt. My my, It seems like someone can't get the 39 clues hunt out of their minds. Simply, I am off to buy a new fur coat. My old one has lasted me 7 days and It's showing wear. Pity. That's the longest time a coat has lasted me.
Ian keeps berating me about this. He keeps saying that I shopped in Milan at 11:30 this morning. It's 3:30 now. Oh Ian, don't meddle in my affairs. My shopping a while ago was so eleven thirty. Eight hours ago. I need to keep my outfit polished so that I will remain fabulous. Unlike you, my dear sweet innocent stupid brother.
Ian made a blog, and I am not to be bested out by my brother so I have made one myself. This will be filled with the glorious thoughts of the one and only, moi! Of course now that my diary is finished, I have promised to write a blog. So here it is. Natalie Kabra herself.
So peasants, the first entry is finished. Comment on this and I might answer them.
Goodbye peasants. Russia awaits.
You can comment on this and I can put it in the next entry:D