"Fry Day"
(Rebecca Black's "Friday" Parody)
Six A.M., waking up in the morning
Gotta stand up, gotta stop breaking stairs
Gotta get my fix, gotta have fast food
Seeing all the burgers, the time is going
Ticking on and on, and now I'm rushing
Gotta get down to McDonalds
Gotta get some fries, before they're gone
Lots and lots of French fries
And probably a burger
Gotta make my mind up
Should I just have both?
It's fry day, fry day
Gotta get down on fry day
My stomach's looking forward to this breakfast, breakfast
Eating and eating and Yeah!
Eating and eating and Yeah!
Food, food, food, food
Looking forward to this breakfast today
6:45, I'm driving on the highway
Cruising so fast, to the nearest McDonalds
Food, food, think about food
I sure know what it is
I've got chips, I'll get fries
The snacks are on my right, ay
I've got chips, I'll get fries
And I know it
Chocolate in the front seat,
Soda in the backseat
Gotta make my mind up…
Which snack will I eat?
It's fry day, fry day
Gotta get fries on fry day
I'm so looking forward to this breakfast, breakfast
Fry day, fry day
Pigging out on fry day
I'm looking forward to this lunch, too
Eating and eating and yeah!
Gorging and gobbling and yeah!
Food, food, food, food
Looking forward to this breakfast
Yesterday was cake day, cake day
Today it is fry day, fry day
I'm so so so excited
I'm so excited
I'm gonna have some fries today
Tomorrow is butter day
And grease day comes afterwards
I don't want my stomach to empty
F-F Stands for fast food
So I'm taking up like two seats (two seats!)
In a huge booth (it's a huge booth)
I'm stuffing myself (yeah, yeah)
So much food, gotta buy more food
Like a Big Mac or a milkshake (Woo!)
Passing by is a fat guy in front of me
But he's not, he's not, not as obese as me
I check the time, it's still fry day, still the best time
I'm gonna get another (come on, fat cells!
It's fry day, fry day
I ate so much on fry day
Now I think it's time to go home, go home
Fry day, fry day
I can't get up on fry day
Looking for some help to get out of this booth
Jiggling and straining and yeah!
I'm still stuck here and yeah!
Food, food, food, food
Has made a fool out of me
It's fry day, fry day
Finally got out on fry day
But now I think my chest hurts, chest hurts
It's fry day, fry day
Hope it's not my die-day
I think I'll have a heart attack today