It was a quiet day at Balamb Garden
It was a quiet day at Balamb Garden. Seifer was sitting in class looking all bored. After class he went to the zoo. He saw that a monkey got lose. He decided to pay the monkey to write his notes for him. He thought it was a brilliant plan! Till the monkey destroyed his home.
Also ate all his bananas (which it was a big war for them mind I tell you. Least the monkey dodged the sword) anyways they were almost going to kill each other till they fell asleep. Seifer woke up to cuddling the monkey. Then yelled at it.
The monkey didn't like his yelling so he did what monkeys use as there secret weapon. Lets just say Seifer needed a shower after his war. His Mom wasn't very happy that there was a monkey in her sons room. Quistis was about to kick them both out but stopped.
Anyways the walk to the classroom was long since the monkey was on a leash and wouldn't stop jumping on people and things. Then he got distracted by a man in a banana suit. He tries to eat him. The man yelled, the only thing that got the monkey off his head
Was that he ran into a pole… then tripped over a fence…Anyways seifer walked to class with a monkey on his head. As soon as he walked in everyone started staring at him. Squall actually laughed. I mean laughed. Loud and long..
Miss Rinoa the teacher. Wasn't too pleased. She let it go once Seifer got into a long argument on how the monkey was important to his learning. Seifer sat there all class while the monkey was doodling on paper.
Miss Rinoa going over all the things they needed for their paper assignment. The monkey was writing a lot on one piece of paper. Seifer didn't even notice what he was writing. After class it was an easier walk back. He had to get working on that paper. He looked at his notes.
Once he was done writing his assignment he returned the monkey back to the zoo. Since they were trying to track him down. Next day in class when he was called up to read his assignment he made the entire class burst out laughing when he read: Hi my name is bingo. I like to climb things. Can I have a banana. Eek! Eek!
This time. Squall was on the ground laughing. Which scared everyone since he usually just said whatever and left it at that. Miss Rinoa toke the stamp that had a big F on it and place one on the paper. Then one of Seifers forehead. When he got home
Quistis yelled at him for failing an easy assignment. He got mad so he went for a walk. He ran into Raijin and Fuijin on his little stroll. He went to go say hi to them but as soon as they spotted him they both yelled NEVER TRUST A MONKEY!!
So loud that everyone turned to see. Seifer almost fell backwards at the fact fuijin said something more then one word. Everyone was right. He shouldn't have trusted a monkey. So he was going to go sulk in his room with a tub of ice cream and some chick flicks.
Um… I made seifer a pansy D XD My friend Tania gave me the idea to write this fic about FF8 and the never trust a monkey from youtube. Haha. Reviews are most appreciated :3