Good morning/afternoon/evening people of the world!
Merry advanced Christmas! This is something that I wanted to write for the upcoming holiday. I hope that this would lift your spirits, whoever is sad out there.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN GAKUEN ALICE!!!
A one-shot. Again, a really, really short one.
Mary, Kiss Ass
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"Aw, come on, Natsume!"
Yup, that was definitely Sakura Mikan shouting in the hallways. Her voice reaching probably another continent, but I may be just exaggerating. Students who are currently in that corrigidor don't even dare turn to stare at her because maybe a) they were used to it, and b) because the infamous Hyuuga Natsume was with her and was practically murdering anything or anyone he sets his eyes on.
It was very obvious to the naked eye that he was annoyed. Really, really annoyed. And how could he not be? With this pain in the ass beside him, it was hard to not get ticked of.
"Natsu– "
"Will you shut up?"
"Not unless you do it!"
Seriously, how was he able to put up with this girl for six years?
"Hn." Of course, after sticking to him like glue for a long time it was obvious to her that that 'hn' was a no.
"Will you just please explain why you won't do it?" Oh, she was getting desparate.
"Because." What an intelligent answer, Mikan thought, Would you kindly explain?
"Because what? There isn't anything wrong with greeting someone a 'Merry Christmas'. Here, I'll show you." she said, and turned to a total stranger and greeted her with a bright 'Merry Christmas'.
"Merry Christmas to you too!" was the stranger's reply. All Natsume did was roll his eyes.
Yes, everyone. The great and all-powerful Hyuuga Natsume wouldn't lower his pride just to greet someone. Yes, that was what was making him annoyed. To him, it was all some sort of idiotic, well...thing. Just mumbo-jumbo. But of course, he wouldn't say mumbo-jumbo aloud, would he? It wasn't cool.
"See? There is absolutely nothing wrong with greeting someone for the holidays." Mikan's voice brought him back down to earth. Growing more and more frustrated until he couldn't handle it anymore, he exploded.
"Fine! If I greet you would shut that friggin' big trap of yours?" he barked.
Nodding insistently, she answered with big, hopeful eyes, "Uhuh!"
Natsume closed his eyes and inhaled before he responded,
"Mary, Kiss Ass." then he walked away with a satisfied smirk, leaving a bewildered brunnette frozen into place.
"NATSUME!!!"
Oh, how he loved pulling pranks on her.
THE END
That was fun! First time writing one for the up-coming holidays so please leave some constructive critisism. Happy Holidays!!!