Get Your Ships Out of My Face: A Poem
Weiss Schnee
Enough of the White Rose,
Enough of the Monochrome.
Never could so much yuri,
Bring this amount of fury.
Enough of the fan art,
That now floods Deviantart.
The fanfiction: Oh Dust,
My partner is whom I do not lust.
Seriously,
Where did you get Bumblebee?
Straight as a board I insist,
My teammates are despite your wish.
Yes, straight I say,
Which is not to be argued on this day!
I am right, and you are wrong.
No, there is nothing going on between me and Jaune!
Then the self-cest,
Certainly stands out from the rest.
My song about mirrors,
Does not imply this terror.
Despite my past sorrow,
I do not need a hero.
I am independent and strong,
So let this shipping be gone.
Please let it be noted that there is no intent to offend anyone or their ships here. I ship some of these myself and have nothing against any other ships. This is simply how I think Weiss would feel about certain couples. If something does offend you, please tell me so I can fix it. Thanks!