Jade: let's go to the mall!
John: here comes hell...
Dave: Sure I'm fine with this, but Jade is there any...puppets?
Jade: no no!
Dave: good then I am going too
Karkat: Ok what on alternia is going on THIS time!?
Dave: sup Karkat you should really calm your troll tits for once
Karkat: troll tits?
Jade: Dont ask
Dave: they are pretty much big jugs size of melons at times on your chest
Karkat: wow...that is stupid
Jade: Let's just go to the mall!
Terezi: hold up you didn't invite Terezi Pyrope
Karkat: did you just use 3rd person what the fuck
Sollux: I don't honestly care so I'll just come
Karakt: what are we bringing the whole tribe!?
Eridan: yay sol is going so I'll come!
Sollux: fuck off fish dick
Eridan: lonely forever mode activated...nyeh...
Sollux: fucking hell...
Vriska: Well you guys aren't totally going without me! That's like soooo stupid!
Karkat: oh gog not you...
Sollux: hey, I have a theme song for you. Spider bitch, spider bitch, does whatever a spider bitch does; can she swing from a web? No she can't because she's an ugly bitch, look out its spider bitch. Like it?
Vriska: that...was...fucking...STUPID! *mind controls sollux and makes him slap himself* stop hitting yourself captor! I thought you were smarter than that! Oh is that a bitch slap!? Are you a girl!? That means you are lesbian to Aradia that you killed! No wonder why your attracted the "oh the big great leader!" Karkat vantas! I think he's more a "Big temperamental fucking dumb brainless destructive grub!"'
Karkat: ok...now that's uncalled for
Vriska: Oh shut up you disgusting fool!
Jade: guys guys! Shut the fuck up ok!
Dave: did you just swear? What the fuck Harley?
Jade: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Rose: let's just go
Nepeta: Yes AC agrees to Rose
Whole group: *goes to mall*
Jade: This is so much fun! Let's split up!
Karkat: hold up your leaving some of us trolls with a building full of pink monkeys that is yourself!?
Jade: excellent question Vantas, and the excellent answer is...yes *smiles and runs away taking Rose, John, Kanaya, Tav, Fef, Equius, Nepeta, John and aradia with her*
Karkat: b-but! ARGHHH!
Gamzee: T-tavbro... :0( Karbro, Jadesis stole Tavbro...
Karkat: I don't care!*storms off with Gamzee, Sollux, Eridan, Vriska and Terezi* that bitchass dog has all the pink monkeys with her; she did this on purpose I know! Worst of all she left me with the trolls I don't get along with! UGH I HATE MY LIFE!
Vriska: Looks like I'm stuck with you!
Jade: *hops back to Karkat* fine I'll be nice and come with you and I brought Dave with me so it's fair with the humans *smiles*
Dave: yo
Karkat: oh fuck...
Sollux: oh god someone kill me...
Vriska: with pleasure!
Karkat: NO!
Sollux: How about you die
Dave: yo guys you do realise you are saying weird shit around humans
Jade: yeah...let's just go and eat!
Karkat: fine...
Gamzee: Do they have Faygo and maybe soper pies?
Jade: no Gamzee...
Gamzee: Aw man this place motherfucking sucks D0:
Jade: Let's go! Follow me and Dave!
*everyone goes to a shop to get food*
Jade and Dave: *drinking water through a cup*
Karkat: that looks like a bucket! Gross mental images mental fucking images! Oh my god! Yuck! Stop drinking that shit! Right now! Right fucking now! Ewwww ew ew ew ewww! FUCKKK!
Dave: over dramatic much?
Karkat: S-SHUT UP!
Dave: *evil light bulb from da strider, takes an ice out of the cup*
Karkat: what are you doing!? NO! NO NO NO ! NO NO NO! NONONONONO!
Dave: *drops an ice down karkats shirt*
Jade: where did it go?
Karkat: *points dramatically on the ground* ON THE FLOOR!
Dave: ha ha ha ha karkat had bucket jizz on him *crosses arms*
Karkat: EW PERVETS!
Jade: Look baby bucket! *has a tiny cup*
Karkat: *death stares Jade* PAEDOPHILE!
Terezi: *licking Karkat's sickle* mmmmmmm!
Karkat: are you licking my shit!? WHAT THE FUCK! LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!?
Terezi: Hey that's how I get around
Dave: *whispers* that's what she said
Terezi: not that way *licks*
Karkat: you're licking the blade! You're gonna cut of your fucking tongue! Then you won't be able to see smell see smell see smell whatever!
Person: Are you guys...like Otakus?
Jade: no thats Dave
Dave: yo
Karkat: *stands up* no, are you like seriously high off your ass that you can't even speak properly you bulgelicker son of an asshat!
Person: the hell you saying *grabs Karkats shirt collar*
Jade: Karkat! Shut your fucking trap you idiot!
Karkat: no! This guy has been eating too much soper even worse than gamzee! And that is bad! Like seriously you can't even see that I am your god! The cause of cancer apparently to your stupid fucking universe!
Person: uhhh dude and you call ME high *punches him in the face*
Karkat: *crashes into tables* ok that's i- *cups are everywhere on him that look like buckets* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET THEM OFF! GET THESE DISGUSTING OBJECTS OFF ME! WHO KNOWS WHO COULD OF USED THEIR GENETIC MATERIALS IN THESE OBJECTS OF HORROR!
Dave: see over dramatic
Vriska: oh my
Gamzee: I did not need to see that
Eridan: is karkat seducing me!?
Sollux: no fishdick
Terezi: because he's seducing me of course!
Karkat: I'M NOT SEDUCING ANYONE YOU PEICES OF SHIT! OK TIME TO FUCKING DIE! *gets out his sickles and charges at the person* I'LL CRUSH YOU!
Sollux: *sighs and snaps his fingers and boom Karkat is frozen*
Karkat: I-I CANT MOVE!
Sollux: next will be the lips like last time...
Karkat: let go of me!
Jade: *phone rings, answers* hello?
John: *over phone* jade we need to get back home...Tav crashed...Equius broke a store...Kanaya sliced a man in half...Nepeta got a hold of catnip...Rose is drunk...fef is stealing cuttlefishes...and Aradia luckily shes good...
Jade: HOLY SHIT!
John: I know...
Jade: *sighs* meet me at the car park...
John: alright...ROSE NO DONT DO THAT TYPE OF STUFF WITH KANAYA IN PUBLIC! NEPETA NO! I got to go...
Jade: bye...*hangs up*
Dave: Egbert can't handle them I see, heh what a derp.
Jade: alright guys! We are going to the car park!
Sollux: ok whatever *follows Jade using his psionics to drag Karkat with him*
*others follow*
Jade: *stops* where did we park?
Sollux: for fuck sake you bitch...
Karkat: OH COME ON! IM SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT!