once there was a girl called Audrey. She liked to sing a song. "lalalalalalalaa doo dahh doo dahh lalalalalalala doo dah doo dee dahhhh..." She sang happily. A pretty pretty pink Vodka fairy, drunk from drinking too much pink vodka, asked her,"what would you like to be?" The girl, absorbed in the song, just kept singing. And *poof*, she turned into a doodee! Now a doodee is a very cute animal, a cross between a pee and a poo and a doo and a dah. Everyone loved this little doodee, and they called her Doodee!