AN: My friends and I were joking about this about a week ago in lunch. I couldn't forget it.
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Light was having a wonderful day. A wonderful week actually. He found the death note outside of his school. Proceeded to use said notebook, and become a hero on the internet for killing criminals. All was right in the world, or it would be, if only that pesky L hadn't installed cameras inside every angle in his room. Has the man ever heard of the word, "privacy"?
Anyways, after Ryuk figured out where each camera was stationed, Light had no choice, but to leave pieces of paper, everywhere. Papers from the Death Note of course. This included his watch, wallet, jacket, and even his school notebook. Paper was expected to be in a notebook after all. Light was a genius to be able to think of that.
Two Weeks Later:
"Damn it. I can't find any paper." Light searched through his backpack for a sheet of paper as the teacher instructed to be used.
Lucky. Light thought as he found a lone sheet of paper hidden inside his notebook. How could I have missed this.
Light then proceeded to write his full name in MLA format on his sheet of paper. Death Note paper.
"Now class, I want you to write what's on the whiteboard…" the teacher droned on
40 seconds Later:
Light suddenly reached towards his chest thinking, SONOFA***** THE PAPER WAS FROM THE DEATH NOTE!
"Light-kun? Are you alright? You suddenly… OH MY F****** GOD! HE'S DEAD!" The teacher screamed.
One hour Later:
"Yagami-san, it seems your son has been killed by Kira." L stated as he reached toward a lone strawberry. Hello Mr. Strawberry, you look so lonely, meet my Ms. Mouth.