Author's Note: Just having a little fun with an old MC Hammer tune. No copyright infringement of Mr. Hammer or Ms. Rowling or anyone else is intended.
U Can't Curse Me
By MC Potter
You can't curse me
You can't curse me
You can't curse me (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You can't curse me (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You can't curse me.
My, my, my, my mother protected me
Voldemort failed you see
When Avada-ing me
To see that her love and sacrifice
Would cause the curse to rebound.
The evil wizard's power got knocked down.
I'm The Boy Who Lived
Who you can't defeat uh you can't curse
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I told you Voldy, you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yeah, I still be livin' and ya know,
you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I did survive man, you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
The Death Eaters ran and they all hid out, you can't curse me
I'm at Hogwarts now
And the Sorting Hat put me in brave Gryffyndor
As the best place to be.
I met a great girl, Hermione
And also my mate Ron
Yeah, the trio rocks and the baddies are going down
Like that, like that
We're on a mission to knock you flat
When we fight you'll come out worse
And this is a team uh you can't curse
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yo I told you, you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Put the wand away man, you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yo sound the bell school is out sucker, you can't curse me
The wizarding world is here
And we'll unite and make Death Eaters fear
'Cause we're good
You talk about the Potter as the guy who brings you low
Your ass is mine
Better start sweatin' 'cause it's almost time
For you to go down
The whole wizard world gonna run you outta town
So have a fit
The Potter boy's here and I am the shit
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That's word because you know
You can't curse this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You can't curse this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Potter time!
You killed my Mom and my Dad.
You have killed all my bliss and you have made my life sad.
So you best prepare to die
I'll go look for where your hidden soul bits lie
You know I'll be the winner
I'll have your little snakey butt for dinner.
Now get on over here.
It's time to fulfill the prophecy you fear.
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-va-da yeah, you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Look man, you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't, you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Potter time!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Potter time!
Now you face up to me, the magical Harry P
Your 'cruxes are gone now come out and play with me.
MC Potter has got you on his list
Both you and your Death Eaters won't exist
I searched around the world just so you I could kill
It's Potter go Potter MC Potter Yo Potter and die the bad guys all will
You can't curse me (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You can't curse me (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You can't curse me (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yeah, you can't curse me
I told you, you can't curse me (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't curse me
You are outta here, you can't curse me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)