"Congratulations. The test is now over."
The platform turned the corner.
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK! FIRE PIT! WHAT THE HECK!" Chell exclaimed.
"All Aperture technologies remain fully functional up to 4000 degrees Kelvin."
"YEAH, BUT I DON'T!" Chell shouted.
"Rest assured, that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence."
"VICTORY CANDESCENCE?"
"Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided Enrichment Activity. Goodbye."
"OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE-WAIT!
"I see a portal-able surface! And one up there too! ALL RIGHT! Let's see, blue portal ther-wait, what's going on…?"
The portal gun started to beep. A speaker on the gun emitted the words, "Battery power empty."
"THIS THING RUNS ON BATTERIES? THAT HAS TO BE THE STUPIDEST DESI-!"