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10 Things to Do To Make Sakura Kinomoto Gone Wild
1. Tell her that Li Syaoran went back to Hong Kong to marry his cousin Meiling.
2. Plead Tomoyo to make a very funny dress for Sakura and force her to wear it.
3. Tell her that she's a kaijuu (monster) a million times.
4. Steal all her Sakura Cards.
5. Insult her family especially her mother, Nadeshiko.
6. Ask Touya to give her all the household chores.
7. Give her lots of Math equations to solve.
8. Forbid her from saying the word 'hoe'.
9. Steal her roller blades.
10. Leave her in a haunted house alone.
A/N: These ideas come across my mind several times so I decided to write it down. Flames are ignored so don't bother to send me one.