WARNING: This story is not meant to be taken seriously. At all. Not even a little bit. It was written for two purposes: 1) to entertain my younger cousins and 2) to serve as an outlet for all of my crazy mixed up emotions (since this was written mostly when I was in 8th grade)
If this story makes you laugh, even a little bit, then it has served its purpose. If you think it's stupid, or badly written, well, all I can say is that my writing has improved over the years.
Oh, and it would probably be a good idea to go read The Death of A Hero before you start this... just saying.
Chapter 1
The Hero of Time Has Gone a Little Cucco
When we last saw our heroes, they had discovered that Link now possesses the abilities of a Super Cucco. He was transformed into a Cucco by Lya, when she attempted to revive him. Since this time three months have passed. Lya, Midna, Aryll, and occasionally Zelda have been searching high and low for a way to change Link back. In the mean time, they've succeeded in destroying numerous monsters throughout Hyrule. And Link and Lya have grown as close as a human and a Cucco can, without being too awkward. Let's pick up their story here.
Aryll – Lya, will you and my brother please come down from that tree. We need you right now!
Lya – (dropping to the ground in front of Aryll) Hi, Aryll. What's up?
Aryll – What's up is that we've spotted a hoard of Twilit monsters headed this way.
Lya – (sarcastically) Again?
Link – (flying down out of the tree) cluck, screech, squawk!
Aryll – I see he's learned some new vocabulary.
Lya – Yeah, and it's something I'd rather not translate it. There's really no way to say it in English.
Aryll – Whatever. Look, are you going to do something or not?
Link – (flapping his wings) squawk squawk!
Aryll looks at Lya expectantly.
Lya – I have no idea.
Aryll – Okay, well, come on.