DISCLAIMER: okay imagine me owning the game…yeah I can't imagine it so read on cause we all know I don't own Jak

(Lights come on the stage as Jennifer (Jc) comes in)

Jc: Hello ladies and gentlemen!

(At that moment JJ (Friend of Jc) is suppose to hit the Audience button signaling them to clap but doesn't.)

Jc: (continues anyways) How is everyone (no sound from audience thanks to JJ) um well it's me, your host Jennifer. (Cricket is heard) Wow you guys hate me that much? Aww why am I here then! (Leaves stage)

JJ: (comes from control booth) Alright now that the dweeb is gone.

Jc: (from backstage) I heard that!

JJ: You were meant to! Anyways hello I'm JJ. I'll be your host. (Presses button on remote and the Audience sign comes on and the audience claps)

Jc: (comes from backstage) you did that in purpose just to get rid of me.

JJ: No duh. Now go away, I'm hosting this show.

Jc: I will not go away. I'm hosting this show too. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen welcome to 'Musical'. The only show where you can hear Jak and the gang sing random songs or a song that fits them best to win many prizes and the bestest prize of them all!

JJ: (under breathe) Also the show that anything could happen…

Jc: (oblivious of what JJ had said) Now welcome the contenders!

(The lights go to the right side of the stage where Jak and the gang are suppose to come but only Samos and Onin show up)

Jc: (still smiling and speaks while smiling) Where's the rest?

Samos: They left to get a latte.

Jc: We have lattes here.

Samos: Yes but they went to Starbucks.

Jc: (stops smiling) so they're gone…?

Samos: Yes

Jc: Security!

(Big men in yellow jackets come on stage)

Jc: go get Jak and the rest please.

(Men leave)

Jc: (looks at stage awkwardly) so…how are you-AAH!

(At that moment the Rift Rider crashes in. Jak, Daxter, Keira and Tess come out and run outside the set)

Jc: What just happened!?

(From the right of the stage Torn comes in riding a metalhead and leaves the stage from the left side)

Jc: What the?

(Then Ashlein swings from a rope across the stage followed by Sig whose armor is pink)

Jc: should I even-

(A drunken Pecker comes in holding a string that the end is tied around Razor's neck)

Jc: He's not in this show!

(The curtain's then are cut and fall thanks to Erol who is being chased by men in white suits)

Jc: (sarcasm) …what no elephant ride?

(At the very moment an elephant comes crashing through the wall with the Baron riding him)

Jc: … Peace! (Leaves for the day)

JJ: Well everyone come back tomorrow for the actual show (under breathe) hopefully.

(Lights go off and the audience leaves)

R&R and you'll have front row seats on the next show!