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Carly Shay mumbled tiredly under her breath. She just wanted to go up to the studio and play Violin Hero and stop thinking about her brother and his strange issues with girls.
She pushed the button to call the elevator and waited impatiently for it to come, tapping her foot rapidly. She heard it secure into place and the bell 'ding' and turned to step through the doors.
She sighed heavily when she realized she wasn't alone.
"Why are you guys making out in my elevator?" Carly groaned, averting her eyes to avoid watching Sam and Freddie kissing.
They broke apart, both flushed slightly. Freddie glanced at his watch.
"Well, we're breaking up in an hour and a half," he started casually. "So we're trying to pass the time until then."
"What?" the brunette gasped, looking back and forth between her friends.
"We overheard you talking with Spencer and Jenna," Sam admitted. "And you had a point. Fredwierd and I were forcing a relationship."
"You guys aren't making any sense."
"Don't bother Carly. We already know what you're going to say," Freddie reasoned.
"And what am I going to say, may I ask?"
"'You and Sam are so cute.' 'I love you guys together.'" Freddie said in a squeaky voice, mimicking Carly.
"Actually," Carly said, frustrated. "If I were going to interject with my thoughts I would be saying that you guys aren't like Spencer and Jenna. You guys complement each other. Sam's roughness and your stability are what balances your relationship out."
She sighed, rubbing at her tired eyes.
"Do you remember how when Freddie and I dated, I was in love with the idea of him, not him?"
Sam nodded curtly.
"You're inlove with Freddie. You love his faults and his habits and everything. And you're the same thing with Sam. She sabotaged you're dream, and you stayed with her Freddie. Doesn't that mean anything?"
Sam stepped forward slightly. "I was hoping that wouldn't be coming up any more," she interjected.
"You need each other," Carly finished. "Don't let me and my big mouth ruin things."
She stepped behind Freddie and gave him a light shove towards Sam.
She didn't have to help Sam forward though. The 'blonde-headed demon' moved towards Freddie on her own, reaching for his hand.
"I love you," she told him softly.
"I love you more," Freddie replied immediately, before closing the gap and leaning in to kiss Sam.
Carly grinned widely. "Now, get out of my apartment before I call cops."
Freddie and Sam broke apart and rushed from the elevator, holding hands and laughing.
Carly leaned again against the wall of the elevator, smirking.
"I am a natural matchmaker." Then she frowned. "Not including my own relationships, apparently."
Fin.
Okay people, here's the deal. Hopefully, we all agree that iQ kinda sucked. Yeah, it was funny, but it's hard to find a non-funny episode of iCarly. I honestly wasn't expecting them to really mention Sam and Freddie's relationship, but we didn't even get to see Carly's reaction to their break-up, and that really disappointed me.
Dan is a genius, but he's sucking in the love department. Hello, I've been waiting for Tori and Andre to get together since season one!
Okay, rant over. Leave me a review and let me know what you thought! Reviews inspire me, and inspiration means more stories!