"Tonight we have a triple play of destruction. First, the UK Killerhurtz tries to go nose to nose with Minion. Next, It's another wedge fest as Ankle Biter and Bad Attitude trade blows. Finally it's a battle of the blades as Diesector and Son of Whyachi duke it out. (Battlebots opening theme). Strap yourselves in as we have a brand new Battlebots Tournament to start. Bil, tell us about our first two competitors," said Sean.
"Killerhurtz is a wedge with an axe. His builder is Jon Reid from Oxford. Minion is a wedge with a fireman's saw. His builder is Christian Carlberg of North Hollywood California," explained Bil.
"Let's go down to Mark Beiro for the introductions," continued Sean.
Introducing, in the red square to my right: He's not here to say hello, he's not here to wish you luck, he's here to destroy you, here is KILLERHURTZ! And his opponent, in the blue square, he'll shove you, he'll mangle you, he'll shred you but he will not love you, he's MINION!" declared Mark.
"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the Red Square Ref
"Ready!" replied Jon Reid.
"Red driver is ready," repeated the ref.
"Blue driver, are you ready?" questioned the Blue Square Ref
"I'm ready!" answered Christian Carlberg
"Blue driver is ready!" called the ref.
"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Killerhurtz with an early attack on Minion. Killerhurtz takes damage from the Killsaws. Take a look at that, Killerhurtz is under Minion and flips him over!" noted Sean.
"He's getting pulverized!" added Bil.
"That he is as he brings himself back to his wheels," replied Sean.
"Minion just took a big hit from Killerhurtz's axe," continued Bil.
"And he lost his self-righting mechanism, which could mean trouble if he's flipped over, Bil. Take a look at Minion, who has just slammed Killerhurtz into the wall and flipped him!" added Sean.
"Killerhurtz isn't looking too good right now, Sean, he seems to be having trouble righting himself," said Bil.
"He's up against the wall, which drops out many angles for self-righting," elaborated Sean.
"Look at Minion taking cheap shots on Killerhurtz with his saw!" shouted Bil.
"There we see the flip-over by Killerhurtz," said Sean.
"Oh, look at Minion, who's now jammed between the wall and the floor, Sean!" reacted Bil.
"He's in trouble if he can't free himself. We are down to the last few seconds of the bout now as Minion slams Killerhurtz into the Spike Strip!" finished Sean.
"What a way to end it too!" concluded Bil.
"Let's go to Mark Beiro for the official decision," suggested Sean.
"The 3 judges at arena side, have turned in a 21 to 19 decision...for...the blue square, MINION!" announced Mark.
"Next up, it's Bad Attitude vs. Ankle Biter so let's go to Mark Beiro," stated Sean.
"Introducing, in the red square to my right: He's bad, he's mad, he's the worst pet you'd ever have, he's ANKLE BITER! And his opponent, in the blue square: The only favor he'll ask you to do is lose to him in a Battlebots tournament. Please welcome BAD ATTITUDE!" declared Mark.
"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Bad Attitude immediately slams Ankle Biter into the corner. Take a look now, as AB is slammed into the Spike Strip!" began Sean.
"Where AB has gotten stuck countless times," recalled Bil.
"Not this time as he is free and is now slamming BA into the wall," protested Sean.
"This is a great fight, two robots not afraid of slamming one another into the wall!" admitted Bil.
"Bad Attitude has Ankle Biter under the Pulverizor, our renovated Pulverizor!" noted Sean.
"Ankle Biter just flipped BA over, right onto the Killsaws!" realized Bil.
"BA is lucky this time because the Killsaws helped him out but it also gave AB hazard points," continued Sean.
"Bad Attitude not looking good right now as he's just lost a side panel," noted Bil.
"Is Bad Attitude incapacitated, Bil?" asked Sean.
"Yeah, it looks like he is, I can't see his wheels touching the ground, Sean. Oh, they're counting BA out!" replied Bil.
"Well, Ankle Biter moves on to the next round. Bil, who are our next pair of bots?" stated Sean.
"Son of Whyachi is a kind of walker bot with a helicopter-like weapon. His builder is Terry Ewart of Dorchester, Wisconsin. Diesector is built by Donald Hutson of San Diego California. His weapons are two battle axes. jaws and a wedge," explained Bil.
"Well, here to introduce the bots is Mark Beiro," resumed Sean.
"Introducing, in the red square, to my right: If you even think that you are going to beat him unscathed, talk to DIESECTOR! And his opponent, in the blue square: Don't make fun of this deadly robot or you'll end up without any legs to stand on. Welcome SON OF WHYACHI!" shared Mark.
"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the Red Square ref.
"Ready!" replied Donald.
"Diesector is ready!" declared the ref.
"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the Blue Square ref.
"Ready!" answered Terry.
"Son of Whyachi is ready!" repeated the ref.
"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time!" shouted Sean.
"Diesector comes straight out of his square and slams into SOW, trying to flip him over but Son of Whyachi moves away," began Bil.
"Son of Whyachi just flipped Diesector, what an amazing moment there," stated Bil.
"Doesn't matter because Diesector can run either way and slams SOW into the wall and it looks like SOW lost his wheels!" noted BIl.
"He's incapacitated!" added Sean.
"What a fight!" finished Bil.
"Our first Battlebots episode has come to a close. Bil, take us through the highlights," requested Sean.
"With pleasure. Minion takes a close victory, despite the brutal attacks by Killerhurtz. Ankle Biter moves on after Bad Attitude got caught in the Spike Strip. Finally, Diesector rides to the next round after pulling off a one-hit knock out," recapped Bil.
"For Randy and Jason Sklar, Donna Dierrico and Bil Nye, I'm Sean Salisbury," stated Sean.
"I'm Bil Dwyer and we leave you with the hit of the week. Goodnight," finished Bil.