This is not written by J. R. R Tolkien. He owns Lotr. Hint hint. And do not expect canon. Legolas does not live with me,.yet. A bit more paperwork and he is mine.
" Hey Legolas is your last name really Greenleaf ?" I said as he was watching Tenth Kingdom.
"NO. People always think my last name is Greenleaf cause of that stupid poem. And the stupid human who haven't seen the poem say It's because of my eyes! Or because I'm a wood elf. It a translation Will they ever learn?
" We get it."
" And don't get me started on the people who think I look like a girl!"
"Legolas ."
" And I don't like Aragorn that way."
"Don't make me play the Numa Numa song Legolas."
", I'm silent." Legolas said while his face turned pale."
:good boy"
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