Dessie: Ok, let me try that again. The edited version!
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Katsuhuru Miyoku: ::bangs head on table:: Sorry! I didn't know... but I don't see why we can't put up both of them... or I could take mine off.
Shiro Amayagi: Even though I don't see how insulting the names of my characters can be called constructive criticism (joking), I thank you very much for pointing all this out! Hopefully this will be a bit better attempt.
Lightningfencer00Fuzz: Ahh... well that can't be a good thing.
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Felix: Whatever. Lets start. What are the roles?
Dessie: Hrm. Isaac as Marche, Garet as Llednar, Ivan as Montblanc, Mia as Remedi, Felix as Mewt, Jenna as Ritz, Sheba as Shara, Piers as Cid, Kraden as Babus and Alex as Ezel!!!
Isaac: How are you going to turn this into a mudshipper?!?
Garet: I have to play a paladin lookalike?
Ivan: I have to be smaller than usual?
Mia: I have to be Felix's mom?
Felix: I have to be someone weak and small?
Jenna: I have to have white hair?!?
Sheba: I'm a viera?!?
Piers: I have to be old again?
Alex: I have to be someone who isn't evil?
Kraden: Yay! I get to be in this!
All except Kraden: -_-+ Why does he have to be in this?
Dessie: Well, I'm glad you like all your roles. =_=
_________________________________________________________
It was a day like any other. And so the story begins! Hey, that was a lot shorter than the one for Golden Sun!
(Scene: Marche, Mewt and Ritz are at school and are preparing to have an organized snowball fight with Lyle, Colin and Guinness!
Isaac/Felix: Urgh. where am I?
Jenna: ::throws snowballs:: Hehe! You guys were too slow!!!
Isaac: WAIT! You can't throw snowballs until I know how to fight!
Jenna: Aww. where's the fun in that?
Felix: .
Isaac: Oh no.
Felix: !!!
Jenna: Yay! Mewt can't speak! He's a mute!
Felix: ;_;
Isaac: ::pats:: Don't worry, you'll find your voice.
Felix: ::holds up a sign saying 'really?'::
Isaac: No.
Felix: ::holds up a sign saying 'why do I have the sudden urge to hug a teddy bear?::
Jenna: STOP ASKING RANDOM QUESTIONS! I want to get out of here by dinnertime.
Boy1: Hey, where did your teddy bear go, Mewt? Afraid to get it wet in the snow?
Felix: ::holds up a sign saying 'actually, I just got transported here from Weyard 10 seconds ago and I left Mr Fluffles at home'::
Isaac: *does not see Felix's sign and so answers for him* Shut up about Mewt! He has emotional issues.
Boy1: Haha! He has emotional issues! ::points and laughs::
Felix: ::holds up a sign saying 'thanks a lot, Marche'::
Isaac: Anytime!
Boy2: Haha! New kid's a little girl!
Jenna: Hey! I happen to know some little girls that could kick your butt!
Boy2: Oh yeah?
Jenna: Yeah!
Boy2: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Jenna: ::launches into a snowball throwing frenzy::
Isaac: ::avoiding snowballs:: -_- If these are humans then I hate to see what a moogle is like.
Boy1: ::avoiding snowballs as well:: Woah, Ritz. What's your problem?
Jenna: Anyway. What's your name, Marche?
All: -_-+
Isaac: My name is... Isaac!
Felix: -_-+ In THIS game, what is your name?
Isaac: Its-a-me, MARIO!
Jenna: Your name is MARCHE! Not MARIO!
Isaac: Pft... fine.
Felix: I'm sorry, MARCHE. Hey, I'm not a mute anymore! n_n
Isaac: You don't have to apologise, Mewt. You haven't done anything wrong!
Jenna: That sounded a bit weird... Ok, time to learn how to engage! To move, you press the move option!
Isaac: -_- Gee Ritz, thanks. I would have never figured that out by myself.
Jenna: And to throw a snowball, you choose the snowball option!
Isaac: Yes...
Jenna: To end your turn, select wait.
Isaac: Could this be anymore basic?
Jenna: No! I'm being mean to you today!
Isaac: Lets just get on with the snowball fight then.
::exeunt Isaac, Jenna, Felix::
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Scene: School is over for the day. Marche, Mewt and Ritz are walking home, when they run into Cid)
Piers: Hello, Isaac, Jenna, Felix!
Felix: Hi... ... ... Piers.
Piers: No, you have to call me Dad! Or Papa!
Felix: But you don't have to call me son or something!
Piers: Don't you talk back to me! Go to your room!
Felix: -_-+ Don't you have some work to do, Dad?
Piers: ...
Felix: Dad?
Piers: ...
Felix: DAD!
Piers: ...
Felix: DAD!!!
Piers: Huh?
Felix: Why were you ignoring me?
Piers: I was just getting over how small you are. Goodbye son, see you later, and remember, don't drink and drive! ::exit Piers::
Jenna: What's his problem?
Felix: Well, when Mum died, he did some things he shouldn't have.
Isaac: That's too bad... but not our problem.
Felix: How very supportive of you. Anyway, I'm off to the bookshop! ::exit Felix::
Isaac: I better be going too.
Jenna: Wait, Marche. Your family has problems too, right?
Isaac: YES! IT DOES! My parents decided to paint my bedroom polka-dotted!
Jenna: -_-+ Actually, I was talking about Doned. *over reactor*
Dessie: Oh no! I forgot Doned! Erm... he can be played by... Danny Tamperelli!
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dessie: Ok then, he can be played by... Dian Keto the Cure Master.
All: -_-+ Wrong game.
Dessie: Lord Babi?
All: ::throw rocks::
Dessie: Tic-tac man!
All: Oh yeah, that's intelligent.
Dessie: Great! Then the actor for Doned is Tic-tac man!
All: =@ We were being sarcastic!
Dessie: I know, I know. *evil grin*
::exeunt Jenna, Isaac::
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Scene: Marche, Mewt and Ritz are still walking home!)
Felix: Hey, Marche, what are you doing now!
Isaac: Why?
Felix: Well, I was going on an incredibly exciting outing to the bookshop, to buy a book, and I was wondering if you would like to come and watch!
Isaac: =0 I think I'll pass. Anyway, my little brothers getting out of the hospital today. Maybe you guys could come over to my house and we can all read Mewt's book!
Jenna: Is your brother ok? Was he sick.
Isaac: Nah, it's just something he was born with. And he just happens to get out today, when the world changes into...
All: Shut up! Don't be a spoiler!
Isaac: Ok.
Jenna: Wait... only one person can read a book at a time!
All: *silent*
Isaac: So do you all know which house is mine?
Jenna: The one with all the little pink flowers in the front?
Isaac: =O How did you know? Anyway, see you guys later!
(exeunt Felix, Jenna, Isaac)
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Scene: Marche, Mewt, Doned and Ritz are at Marche's house, and are reading Mewt's book)
Isaac: Hello Ritz, Mewt. Come in.
Felix: LOOK! I brought my book with me!
Isaac: Right...
Jenna: This is a picture book! Why couldn't you bring a real book?
Felix: Because I can't read them! Picture books are lots better!
Isaac: -__-+ Lets go to my room. Doned's up there. Ritz, Mewt, this is Doned. Doned, this is...
Tic tac man: FEEL MY MINTY WRATH, WHICH CONTAINS NO MORE THAN 2 CALORIES!
Isaac: -_-+ Shut up.
TTM: NO! I DUN WANNA!
Jenna: Oh yeah?
TTM: YA!
Jenna: ::eats tic-tac man::
Felix/Isaac: Yay! The evil tic-tac man is gone! Lets hold a parade!
Dessie: Erm, guys? The book?
Isaac: It's a boring book. I read it already.
Dessie: YOU HAVE TO READ IT! But first, we need a new Doned. How about...
Felix: Mickey Mouse?
Dessie: =O how did you guess?
Felix: -_-+ How about Saturos?
All: Fine.
Dessie: Then I shall use my author powers to get Saturos over here! ::zap crash kaboom abra kadabra etc. etc.::
Saturos: Hey! Where am I?
Felix: You're Isaac's little brother. You've got a weird disease, and... Saturos?
Saturos: ...
Felix: SATUROS!
Saturos: ...
Felix: SATUROS!!!
Saturos: What?
Felix: Why were you ignoring me?
Saturos: I was just getting over how small you are.
Felix: I hate my life... Ok, lets see this book...
Jenna: This book is in a weird language! I refuse to read it!
Felix: Please?
Jenna: No.
Isaac: Please?
Jenna: Of course!!!
Saturos/Felix: -_-+
Saturos: So, what's the book about.
Felix: Well, since it's in a different language, maybe Latin with a hint of Chinese... I can't read it, but I just happen to know it's about monsters and magic and all other stuff you can find in a Final Fantasy game... ::opens book::
::suck kaboom zap warp beep::
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Scene: Marche and Montblanc are... somewhere! It'd be a bit of a spoiler if I told you they were in...)
Isaac: Eep! Where am I?
Bangaa: You're in Cyril, of course!
Isaac: Where the hell is that, lizard?
Bangaa: WHAT?!? LIZARD!?! ::attacks Isaac::
Ivan: Hi, Kupo!
Isaac: ::is getting destroyed:: IVAN! Help!
Ivan: No, kupo!
Isaac: IVAN!
Ivan: Oh... fine. Just make sure you never call a bangaa a lizard. Kupo?
Isaac: ::is still getting destroyed:: OK!
Ivan: Promise, kupo?
Isaac: ::still being destroyed:: I PROMISE!
Ivan: Pinky promise, kupo?
Isaac: IVAN! I'm going to get you for this!
Ivan: Aww, but how could you possibly attack a human littler than you, kupo?
Dessie: *whispers* You're a moogle.
Ivan: *looks down* AHHH! I'm a teddy bear! Help, kupo!
Dessie: YOU'RE A MOOGLE!
Ivan: But I look like I teddy bear! And I'm even smaller than usual, kupo!
Isaac: ::momentarily stops being destroyed:: It is really hard to believe that you could be even smaller than usual! ^_^
Ivan: ::attacks::
Isaac: ::has stopped being attacked by the bangaa but is now being attacks by a rabid ted... I mean, moogle:: Ivan! I was joking!
Ivan: Oh, sorry! Please continue, Mr Bangaa, kupo.
Isaac: ::has stopped being attacked by a rabid ted... I mean, moogle but is now being attacked by the bangaa again:: Ivan! Help!
Ivan: Oh yeah, I forgot! Now I can use... wait! First I have to go to the changing rooms, kupo!
*_*_* Changing rooms! *_*_*
Ivan: Lets see... what should I wear... this black would be good for a black mage... but I want to be a thief, kupo! Yeah, thieves are cool, kupo!
Isaac: ::almost dead and outside:: Ivan... hurry up.
Ivan: OK! OK! Now lets see, this knife looks pretty... but wait, kupo! I want to be a black mage, kupo! Black mages are SO much cooler, kupo. Now, I think I'll take this rod... by memory, it bestows Fire, Thunder and Blizzard...
Isaac: IVAN! I NEED YOUR HELP TODAY!
Ivan: HOLD YOUR HORSES, KUPO! I NEED TO BE PROPERLY EQUIPED FOR COMBAT! Lets see, I'll just take this black robe and hat, now I need to pick a shield, wait, I can't have a shield, but I need an accessory... how about a fortune ring, kupo! No, no, it nullifies sleep, kupo. I want it to nullify silence, kupo! I wonder if there's anything that does nullify silence... ah, here we go! All done, kupo!
*_*_* Changing rooms! *_*_*
Ivan: Okey-doke. ::casts Thunder on Bangaa::
Bangaa/Isaac: x_x
Ivan: Oops! Guess I'll have to learn how to control that power, kupo! ^^
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Scene: Marche and Montblanc are talking. Yeah, they're talking! They would be talking about the law and judicial system, but that's boring)
Isaac: Ok... could you please repeat that?
Ivan: Ok. My name is Montblanc, I'm a moogle black mage, leader of Clan Festinate...
Isaac: Skip to the interesting part.
Ivan: This is the town of Cyril, in the land of Ivalice, kupo.
Isaac: What the hell? Ivalice is the town where I live!
Ivan: Nu-huh, kupo. Haven't you ever seen a bangaa, kupo? Or a moogle, kupo?
Isaac: Well, once in a video game.
Ivan: What's a video game, kupo?
Isaac: You know what a video game is! Stupid! Anyway, this place is just like Final Fantasy!
Ivan: Ok, now I'M the confused one. Kupopo!
Isaac: What does that mean?
Ivan: No idea. Anyway, just stick with me and we'll get you less confused! Come over here, to the inn, kupo!
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Marche, Montblanc, Brean, Beltran... I'll just say clan. Marche, Montblanc and clan are at the inn.)
Ivan: Welcome to the clan's hangout place, kupo! ::crickets chirp::
Isaac: Uhh... it's a little empty, isn't it?
Ivan: We're a small clan! Clans are groups of people who work together. Yep. We take missions and do them. That's how we make money. So, would you like to join, kupo?
Isaac: Do I have a choice?
Ivan: NO!
Isaac: o_O;; Ok.
Ivan: This is Brean, Beltran, Aurelie, Rain, Deisel, Oskar and Theodore. Everyone, this is kupo, I mean Marche.
(Brean - Bangaa Templar, Beltran - Human Fighter, Aurelie - Viera Assassin, Rain - Moogle Juggler, Deisel - Bangaa Bishop, Oskar - Human Hunter, Theodore - Moogle Gunner)
All: ::dislocated 'hello's and 'nice to meet you's::
Isaac: Hello. Can we go now?
Ivan: WAIT! First name this clan, kupo!
Isaac: But you already did! Remember?
Ivan: Oh yeah! I hereby name this clan: Clan Festinate, kupo!
Isaac: -_-+
Ivan: Go find a mission. I'll wait here, kupo.
Isaac: Fine. ::gets a mission::
Ivan: Find any good missions, kupo?
Isaac: Yes! Aren't you proud of me? ^o^
Ivan: GREAT! Now lets go!
MISSION 1 - HERB PICKING - Looking for people to gather the fever-reducing herb, muscmaloi on the Giza Plains. No experience necessary. -Ivalice Pharmacists Guild.
Ivan: Hey look! A faerie! Hello faerie! ::cuddles faerie::
Isaac: ::to Brean:: Is Montblanc always like this?
Brean: -_-+ Yess. It getss annoying, too.
Ivan: ::squeezes the faerie too hard:: OH NO! I BROKED IT, KUPO!
All: -_-+ Revive it then.
Ivan: BUT I CAN'T, KUPO!!!
Isaac: White mages, do you know how?
All: *s(s)ilent*
Ivan: There aren't any white mages here!
Isaac: Well that's REALLY helpful, thanks. Lets just dispatch all these goblins, get the herbs and go back to Cyril.
Beltran: Okey-dokey! ::dispatches all the monsters::
Isaac: o_O That was quick. Now where can we find that herb?
Ivan: Oh, I've had some in my pocket since we met!
Isaac: x_x
Mission cleared! Ages ago.
=_=_=_=_=_=_=_=_=_=_=
Dessie: Ok, that should hopefully be better.
Felix: Review!
Sheba: All flames will be used to cook my tinned beetroot! But constructive criticism is good.
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Katsuhuru Miyoku: ::bangs head on table:: Sorry! I didn't know... but I don't see why we can't put up both of them... or I could take mine off.
Shiro Amayagi: Even though I don't see how insulting the names of my characters can be called constructive criticism (joking), I thank you very much for pointing all this out! Hopefully this will be a bit better attempt.
Lightningfencer00Fuzz: Ahh... well that can't be a good thing.
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Felix: Whatever. Lets start. What are the roles?
Dessie: Hrm. Isaac as Marche, Garet as Llednar, Ivan as Montblanc, Mia as Remedi, Felix as Mewt, Jenna as Ritz, Sheba as Shara, Piers as Cid, Kraden as Babus and Alex as Ezel!!!
Isaac: How are you going to turn this into a mudshipper?!?
Garet: I have to play a paladin lookalike?
Ivan: I have to be smaller than usual?
Mia: I have to be Felix's mom?
Felix: I have to be someone weak and small?
Jenna: I have to have white hair?!?
Sheba: I'm a viera?!?
Piers: I have to be old again?
Alex: I have to be someone who isn't evil?
Kraden: Yay! I get to be in this!
All except Kraden: -_-+ Why does he have to be in this?
Dessie: Well, I'm glad you like all your roles. =_=
_________________________________________________________
It was a day like any other. And so the story begins! Hey, that was a lot shorter than the one for Golden Sun!
(Scene: Marche, Mewt and Ritz are at school and are preparing to have an organized snowball fight with Lyle, Colin and Guinness!
Isaac/Felix: Urgh. where am I?
Jenna: ::throws snowballs:: Hehe! You guys were too slow!!!
Isaac: WAIT! You can't throw snowballs until I know how to fight!
Jenna: Aww. where's the fun in that?
Felix: .
Isaac: Oh no.
Felix: !!!
Jenna: Yay! Mewt can't speak! He's a mute!
Felix: ;_;
Isaac: ::pats:: Don't worry, you'll find your voice.
Felix: ::holds up a sign saying 'really?'::
Isaac: No.
Felix: ::holds up a sign saying 'why do I have the sudden urge to hug a teddy bear?::
Jenna: STOP ASKING RANDOM QUESTIONS! I want to get out of here by dinnertime.
Boy1: Hey, where did your teddy bear go, Mewt? Afraid to get it wet in the snow?
Felix: ::holds up a sign saying 'actually, I just got transported here from Weyard 10 seconds ago and I left Mr Fluffles at home'::
Isaac: *does not see Felix's sign and so answers for him* Shut up about Mewt! He has emotional issues.
Boy1: Haha! He has emotional issues! ::points and laughs::
Felix: ::holds up a sign saying 'thanks a lot, Marche'::
Isaac: Anytime!
Boy2: Haha! New kid's a little girl!
Jenna: Hey! I happen to know some little girls that could kick your butt!
Boy2: Oh yeah?
Jenna: Yeah!
Boy2: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Jenna: ::launches into a snowball throwing frenzy::
Isaac: ::avoiding snowballs:: -_- If these are humans then I hate to see what a moogle is like.
Boy1: ::avoiding snowballs as well:: Woah, Ritz. What's your problem?
Jenna: Anyway. What's your name, Marche?
All: -_-+
Isaac: My name is... Isaac!
Felix: -_-+ In THIS game, what is your name?
Isaac: Its-a-me, MARIO!
Jenna: Your name is MARCHE! Not MARIO!
Isaac: Pft... fine.
Felix: I'm sorry, MARCHE. Hey, I'm not a mute anymore! n_n
Isaac: You don't have to apologise, Mewt. You haven't done anything wrong!
Jenna: That sounded a bit weird... Ok, time to learn how to engage! To move, you press the move option!
Isaac: -_- Gee Ritz, thanks. I would have never figured that out by myself.
Jenna: And to throw a snowball, you choose the snowball option!
Isaac: Yes...
Jenna: To end your turn, select wait.
Isaac: Could this be anymore basic?
Jenna: No! I'm being mean to you today!
Isaac: Lets just get on with the snowball fight then.
::exeunt Isaac, Jenna, Felix::
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Scene: School is over for the day. Marche, Mewt and Ritz are walking home, when they run into Cid)
Piers: Hello, Isaac, Jenna, Felix!
Felix: Hi... ... ... Piers.
Piers: No, you have to call me Dad! Or Papa!
Felix: But you don't have to call me son or something!
Piers: Don't you talk back to me! Go to your room!
Felix: -_-+ Don't you have some work to do, Dad?
Piers: ...
Felix: Dad?
Piers: ...
Felix: DAD!
Piers: ...
Felix: DAD!!!
Piers: Huh?
Felix: Why were you ignoring me?
Piers: I was just getting over how small you are. Goodbye son, see you later, and remember, don't drink and drive! ::exit Piers::
Jenna: What's his problem?
Felix: Well, when Mum died, he did some things he shouldn't have.
Isaac: That's too bad... but not our problem.
Felix: How very supportive of you. Anyway, I'm off to the bookshop! ::exit Felix::
Isaac: I better be going too.
Jenna: Wait, Marche. Your family has problems too, right?
Isaac: YES! IT DOES! My parents decided to paint my bedroom polka-dotted!
Jenna: -_-+ Actually, I was talking about Doned. *over reactor*
Dessie: Oh no! I forgot Doned! Erm... he can be played by... Danny Tamperelli!
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dessie: Ok then, he can be played by... Dian Keto the Cure Master.
All: -_-+ Wrong game.
Dessie: Lord Babi?
All: ::throw rocks::
Dessie: Tic-tac man!
All: Oh yeah, that's intelligent.
Dessie: Great! Then the actor for Doned is Tic-tac man!
All: =@ We were being sarcastic!
Dessie: I know, I know. *evil grin*
::exeunt Jenna, Isaac::
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Scene: Marche, Mewt and Ritz are still walking home!)
Felix: Hey, Marche, what are you doing now!
Isaac: Why?
Felix: Well, I was going on an incredibly exciting outing to the bookshop, to buy a book, and I was wondering if you would like to come and watch!
Isaac: =0 I think I'll pass. Anyway, my little brothers getting out of the hospital today. Maybe you guys could come over to my house and we can all read Mewt's book!
Jenna: Is your brother ok? Was he sick.
Isaac: Nah, it's just something he was born with. And he just happens to get out today, when the world changes into...
All: Shut up! Don't be a spoiler!
Isaac: Ok.
Jenna: Wait... only one person can read a book at a time!
All: *silent*
Isaac: So do you all know which house is mine?
Jenna: The one with all the little pink flowers in the front?
Isaac: =O How did you know? Anyway, see you guys later!
(exeunt Felix, Jenna, Isaac)
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Scene: Marche, Mewt, Doned and Ritz are at Marche's house, and are reading Mewt's book)
Isaac: Hello Ritz, Mewt. Come in.
Felix: LOOK! I brought my book with me!
Isaac: Right...
Jenna: This is a picture book! Why couldn't you bring a real book?
Felix: Because I can't read them! Picture books are lots better!
Isaac: -__-+ Lets go to my room. Doned's up there. Ritz, Mewt, this is Doned. Doned, this is...
Tic tac man: FEEL MY MINTY WRATH, WHICH CONTAINS NO MORE THAN 2 CALORIES!
Isaac: -_-+ Shut up.
TTM: NO! I DUN WANNA!
Jenna: Oh yeah?
TTM: YA!
Jenna: ::eats tic-tac man::
Felix/Isaac: Yay! The evil tic-tac man is gone! Lets hold a parade!
Dessie: Erm, guys? The book?
Isaac: It's a boring book. I read it already.
Dessie: YOU HAVE TO READ IT! But first, we need a new Doned. How about...
Felix: Mickey Mouse?
Dessie: =O how did you guess?
Felix: -_-+ How about Saturos?
All: Fine.
Dessie: Then I shall use my author powers to get Saturos over here! ::zap crash kaboom abra kadabra etc. etc.::
Saturos: Hey! Where am I?
Felix: You're Isaac's little brother. You've got a weird disease, and... Saturos?
Saturos: ...
Felix: SATUROS!
Saturos: ...
Felix: SATUROS!!!
Saturos: What?
Felix: Why were you ignoring me?
Saturos: I was just getting over how small you are.
Felix: I hate my life... Ok, lets see this book...
Jenna: This book is in a weird language! I refuse to read it!
Felix: Please?
Jenna: No.
Isaac: Please?
Jenna: Of course!!!
Saturos/Felix: -_-+
Saturos: So, what's the book about.
Felix: Well, since it's in a different language, maybe Latin with a hint of Chinese... I can't read it, but I just happen to know it's about monsters and magic and all other stuff you can find in a Final Fantasy game... ::opens book::
::suck kaboom zap warp beep::
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Scene: Marche and Montblanc are... somewhere! It'd be a bit of a spoiler if I told you they were in...)
Isaac: Eep! Where am I?
Bangaa: You're in Cyril, of course!
Isaac: Where the hell is that, lizard?
Bangaa: WHAT?!? LIZARD!?! ::attacks Isaac::
Ivan: Hi, Kupo!
Isaac: ::is getting destroyed:: IVAN! Help!
Ivan: No, kupo!
Isaac: IVAN!
Ivan: Oh... fine. Just make sure you never call a bangaa a lizard. Kupo?
Isaac: ::is still getting destroyed:: OK!
Ivan: Promise, kupo?
Isaac: ::still being destroyed:: I PROMISE!
Ivan: Pinky promise, kupo?
Isaac: IVAN! I'm going to get you for this!
Ivan: Aww, but how could you possibly attack a human littler than you, kupo?
Dessie: *whispers* You're a moogle.
Ivan: *looks down* AHHH! I'm a teddy bear! Help, kupo!
Dessie: YOU'RE A MOOGLE!
Ivan: But I look like I teddy bear! And I'm even smaller than usual, kupo!
Isaac: ::momentarily stops being destroyed:: It is really hard to believe that you could be even smaller than usual! ^_^
Ivan: ::attacks::
Isaac: ::has stopped being attacked by the bangaa but is now being attacks by a rabid ted... I mean, moogle:: Ivan! I was joking!
Ivan: Oh, sorry! Please continue, Mr Bangaa, kupo.
Isaac: ::has stopped being attacked by a rabid ted... I mean, moogle but is now being attacked by the bangaa again:: Ivan! Help!
Ivan: Oh yeah, I forgot! Now I can use... wait! First I have to go to the changing rooms, kupo!
*_*_* Changing rooms! *_*_*
Ivan: Lets see... what should I wear... this black would be good for a black mage... but I want to be a thief, kupo! Yeah, thieves are cool, kupo!
Isaac: ::almost dead and outside:: Ivan... hurry up.
Ivan: OK! OK! Now lets see, this knife looks pretty... but wait, kupo! I want to be a black mage, kupo! Black mages are SO much cooler, kupo. Now, I think I'll take this rod... by memory, it bestows Fire, Thunder and Blizzard...
Isaac: IVAN! I NEED YOUR HELP TODAY!
Ivan: HOLD YOUR HORSES, KUPO! I NEED TO BE PROPERLY EQUIPED FOR COMBAT! Lets see, I'll just take this black robe and hat, now I need to pick a shield, wait, I can't have a shield, but I need an accessory... how about a fortune ring, kupo! No, no, it nullifies sleep, kupo. I want it to nullify silence, kupo! I wonder if there's anything that does nullify silence... ah, here we go! All done, kupo!
*_*_* Changing rooms! *_*_*
Ivan: Okey-doke. ::casts Thunder on Bangaa::
Bangaa/Isaac: x_x
Ivan: Oops! Guess I'll have to learn how to control that power, kupo! ^^
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(Scene: Marche and Montblanc are talking. Yeah, they're talking! They would be talking about the law and judicial system, but that's boring)
Isaac: Ok... could you please repeat that?
Ivan: Ok. My name is Montblanc, I'm a moogle black mage, leader of Clan Festinate...
Isaac: Skip to the interesting part.
Ivan: This is the town of Cyril, in the land of Ivalice, kupo.
Isaac: What the hell? Ivalice is the town where I live!
Ivan: Nu-huh, kupo. Haven't you ever seen a bangaa, kupo? Or a moogle, kupo?
Isaac: Well, once in a video game.
Ivan: What's a video game, kupo?
Isaac: You know what a video game is! Stupid! Anyway, this place is just like Final Fantasy!
Ivan: Ok, now I'M the confused one. Kupopo!
Isaac: What does that mean?
Ivan: No idea. Anyway, just stick with me and we'll get you less confused! Come over here, to the inn, kupo!
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(Marche, Montblanc, Brean, Beltran... I'll just say clan. Marche, Montblanc and clan are at the inn.)
Ivan: Welcome to the clan's hangout place, kupo! ::crickets chirp::
Isaac: Uhh... it's a little empty, isn't it?
Ivan: We're a small clan! Clans are groups of people who work together. Yep. We take missions and do them. That's how we make money. So, would you like to join, kupo?
Isaac: Do I have a choice?
Ivan: NO!
Isaac: o_O;; Ok.
Ivan: This is Brean, Beltran, Aurelie, Rain, Deisel, Oskar and Theodore. Everyone, this is kupo, I mean Marche.
(Brean - Bangaa Templar, Beltran - Human Fighter, Aurelie - Viera Assassin, Rain - Moogle Juggler, Deisel - Bangaa Bishop, Oskar - Human Hunter, Theodore - Moogle Gunner)
All: ::dislocated 'hello's and 'nice to meet you's::
Isaac: Hello. Can we go now?
Ivan: WAIT! First name this clan, kupo!
Isaac: But you already did! Remember?
Ivan: Oh yeah! I hereby name this clan: Clan Festinate, kupo!
Isaac: -_-+
Ivan: Go find a mission. I'll wait here, kupo.
Isaac: Fine. ::gets a mission::
Ivan: Find any good missions, kupo?
Isaac: Yes! Aren't you proud of me? ^o^
Ivan: GREAT! Now lets go!
MISSION 1 - HERB PICKING - Looking for people to gather the fever-reducing herb, muscmaloi on the Giza Plains. No experience necessary. -Ivalice Pharmacists Guild.
Ivan: Hey look! A faerie! Hello faerie! ::cuddles faerie::
Isaac: ::to Brean:: Is Montblanc always like this?
Brean: -_-+ Yess. It getss annoying, too.
Ivan: ::squeezes the faerie too hard:: OH NO! I BROKED IT, KUPO!
All: -_-+ Revive it then.
Ivan: BUT I CAN'T, KUPO!!!
Isaac: White mages, do you know how?
All: *s(s)ilent*
Ivan: There aren't any white mages here!
Isaac: Well that's REALLY helpful, thanks. Lets just dispatch all these goblins, get the herbs and go back to Cyril.
Beltran: Okey-dokey! ::dispatches all the monsters::
Isaac: o_O That was quick. Now where can we find that herb?
Ivan: Oh, I've had some in my pocket since we met!
Isaac: x_x
Mission cleared! Ages ago.
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Dessie: Ok, that should hopefully be better.
Felix: Review!
Sheba: All flames will be used to cook my tinned beetroot! But constructive criticism is good.