The Massage
The Massage
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ (sniff sniff)
Authors Note: This is my very first fan fic so please go easy on the reviews. This is a Veg/Chi Two shot. Warning!! contains Graphic Lemon!!
It was a normal day at Capsule Corp. Vegeta was training, Bulma was in her lab, Bulma's parents were on vacation, and Trunks was out playing with Goten. Chi chi had let Goten spend the weekend with Trunks. Everything was peaceful….All of a sudden out of nowhere there was a huge explosion.
BOOM!!
"Woman!!" Vegeta yelled.
"What the hell do you want now!! I'm busy!" Bulma screamed.
"Busy your ass in here and fix this damn machine it's busted again!" replied Vegeta.
"Well that sounds like a personal problem now doesn't it? I am NOT going to keep stopping what I am doing and running to your aid every time you loose your temper!! That equipment isn't cheap you know!! I have a corporation to run!!" she said
"I didn't ask for your damn life story! Get in here NOW!!" he replied
"To hell with you Vegeta!! I will fix that machine when I am damn well ready!!"
Vegeta was about to explode when the doorbell rung.
"Who the hell is that?" Vegeta said. The doorbell rang again.
"Woman get the damn door!"
"You get the damn door! Bulma said.
Vegeta growled to himself but got the door. It was Chi chi.
"What the hell do you want?" Vegeta said.
"Who the hell you talking to?" Chi Chi replied
"You, harpy!" he said
"What's up your ass? I came here to pick up my child if that's okay with you and I suggest you direct your anger to your wife cuz I haven't done shit to you princess!!" replied Chi Chi.
"PRINCESS!!" now Vegeta was pissed "You got a lot of balls harpy I'll tell you that."
"Well I didn't get that way yesterday." replied chichi. "Anyway where is Bulma?"
" Where else? In that damn lab." vegeta replied.
"Well where is Goten?" She asked
"How in the hell should I know? Your brat and my brat flew off somewhere" he replied
'Why do I even bother' Chi chi asked herself.
At that moment Bulma ran up behind them.
"Hey Chi!"
"Hey Bulma"
"The boys flew off to the park they should be back in a few hours" said Bulma
"A few hours!!" "Aye that's a long time B" replied chi chi
"Yea I know I am sorry I totally forgot you were coming to get him" said Bulma
"That's ok I guess ill head home" chichi said
"No why don't you stay here? I mean you live so far away there is no since in you leaving and having to come right back." Bulma stated
"I guess your right, ok fine I guess it wouldn't hurt" replied chichi.
"Good, listen I have to leave for a couple hours there is an emergency at one of the facilities and those dim-wits can't do anything for themselves."
"What!! Did you even fix the gravity machine?" Vegeta cut in.
"Hell no! I told you I will fix it when I get ready to fix it! I was not joking.
"You bitch!!" Vegeta yelled
"BITCH!! I'll show you a bitch you limp-dick bastard!! I have to run chichi I will be back soon I promise." She said
"BULMA GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW!!" vegeta screamed.
As Bulma flew off it took a minute for Vegeta to realize what she called him. Once he realized it he grew outraged.
"Did she just call me a 'limp-dick bastard'?"
Chi chi didn't respond she just went inside the house laughing on the inside.
"Well since I am stuck here I might as well watch my soap opera, 'The Young and The Restless' " chi chi said
"hmph" was all vegeta said.
Well that was chapter one it was short I know but I had to set the scene and get everybody out the house. Any way next chapter you will find out why my story is called 'The Massage'