Disclaimer: No, I don't own MKR. The wonderful folks at CLAMP do. I, however, do own Clef's bishonen-ness. xD

~Chapter 1: The Transformation~

'What did I do to deserve this?' wondered Clef, dragging his staff in his mouth. He hadn't realized how damn heavy this blasted thing was, because he was still human until fifteen minutes ago. Dropping the staff and turning back to look at his purple tipped tail, he sighed and plumped on the marble flooring of the castle. 'Now where's the room of those Knights?'

It was midnight, and everybody was fast asleep. Everyone, except the Knights who were still having pillow fights and Clef, of course, who was fiddling with a telescope, something Umi brought with her. There was a loud popping sound, and Clef assumed it was from the telescope. Not until did he hear footsteps behind him did his skin crawl and he whipped around just as a big, wooden thing crashed into the side of his head.

The man watched as his target fell to the ground in a crumpled heap. Raising his staff, he laughed (evilly, might I add) and a bright flash of light filled the room.

Shortly, Clef woke up, his head swimming. Was the world spinning, or was he in some fish tank being shaken? He rubbed the lump on his head. His hands felt furry. He opened his mouth to say "Owch" but what escaped it was a pitiful, pain laden whine. A WHINE?! Clef jumped up and ran towards a mirror, and tripped. Why was he running as if he had four legs? By chance he turned around. That's when he saw the tail. He peered into his mirror. 'Holy cow, I'm a fox!'

So there he was, looking none the worse and dragging a six foot long hunk of wood. 'I don't deserve this,' he thought, frustrated. The first door he'd tried (he'd assumed it was the Knights' room) he walked in on Caldina and Larfarga smooching. His azure eyes widening, he hastily backed out of the room and shoved the door shut with his shoulder. This one had better be it. He dropped the staff, put his shoulder to the door, and leant his full weight on it.

SLAM. The door flew open and in he tumbled.

"AWW! LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE FOX!!"

End

Author's Note: Na na na na na, cliffhanger! –starts laughing super evilly– -holds up a shield to defend off flames- Look, if you don't like Cleffy-san turning into a furry quadruped please, leave poor Schizo alone and read something else. Okay? I can't do HTML rubbish. -kicks fanfic.net-

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