All The Rum is gone
By Jack sparrow

Author: Mean 3:16

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I don't own POTC or the song "All the things she said" by TaTu

Setting: when Jack and Ms. Swan aka Elizabeth are on that island after having to walk the plank. Just after Ms. Swan burned Jack's rum.

Authors note: ok, I normally write wrestling story's (that's why I have done it under my wrestling account) and am giving this a shot because I thought that POTC was the funniest, coolest, and most awesome movie of the decade! And I thought of this while doing my best Jack Sparrow impersonation!!!

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Jack walked off cursing over the fact his beautiful rum is gone and it was pointless! He was so angered he decided to calm himself down with a song. ABOUT HIS RUM!!!

All the rum is gone

All the rum is gone

Spoiled by that Barbie head

All the rum is gone

All the rum is gone

Spoiled by that Barbie head

There is not enough RUM!!

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost

if I'm asking for help it's only because (I lost my RUM!)

Being with you spoiled my drinks As I watch the flames slowly shrink

I keep asking myself, wondering how

I keep thinking of the rum but I can't block it out

Wanna fly to a place where it's just rum and me

Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she did

All the things she did

she's a stupid gid

All the things she did

All the things she did

she's a stupid gid

This is not enough

This is not enough

All the rum is gone

All the rum is gone

And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed

it's all her fault but I want rum so much

Wanna fly it away with the sun and rain

Come in over my face, wash away all the blame

When they stop and stare - don't worry for me

'Cause I'm feeling for rum what it feeling for me

I can try to pretend, I can try to forget

if I don't have rum, I'm going to be dead!

tell me what do you see?

Yes, I've lost my mind

Will I ever be free?

Have I crossed the line?

Elizabeth popes her head out from behind a tree

Elizabeth: yes now SHUT UP!!!