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Der Probz Wit Bein in Luv xo
One day Zelduh wuz chillen wit Samus, her only gal pal, when Marth called her. "Blud blud, gallonz of the stuff, I gave U all dhat u culd drank it will nevah b enuff" Went Z's emo mcr rintone. "OH EMGEE dat must be Mart!!" Exclamed Z
"Okay hun, DO NOT PIK UP DHAT PONE!" Sed Samuz
"Why not?" Asked Zeld.
"CUZ HE"S A JERK!!!!"
"OMG HE IZ TOTALLY NAWT!"
Zeld flipped up har phone. "TALK." She sed.
"Hey Z what up gurl itz mrth!!!"
"Heyy bby!"
"GO ON MSN!" Marth demanded.
"Kay kay.x"
So they went on MSN.
-LVN 2 C U GAIN HUNN! Dot ex, ily has juzt signed ohn.
Bihg Boi Marth- eatin a drum stik says:
Hey Zeld we need 2 chat
-LVN 2 C U GAIN HUNN! Dot ex, ily sayz:
HUN what iz wrong !?
Bihg Boi Marth- eatin a drum stik says:
ItZ OVUR!
-LVN 2 C U GAIN HUNN! Dot ex, ily says:
Is thiz truu??!?!? ; **
Bihg Boi Marth- eatin a drum stik says:
I STILL LUV U Z BUTTUH I cud hURT Yah!!!!
: -LVN 2 C U GAIN HUNN! Dot ex, ily says:
Hun.. WHY!?
Bihg Boi Marth- eatin a drum stik says:
ILUSFM heatrt luv ya but I hurt u cuz im somthun dhat ISNT HUMAN
: -LVN 2 C U GAIN HUNN! Dot ex, ily says:
Wat du yew miin!?
Bihg Boi Marth- eatin a drum stik haz jutst signed off
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WAkin up frum a nitemare izn't as easay is it seemz. For dah patst six munths herd no wind o' Martii. She knew he still luved har, but wuzmt a humen sso they culsdn;t b togecha wit yoh.
Z was sittin in a mabgles position on her couch eatin compliments brand chicken wingz from sobeyz.
DHEN HER CELL RANG, NAD IT WUZ A RING TONE SHE HAD ONLY SET FER A CERTAN SPECIALL SUM1 AND SHE CULDN"T TINK OF DAH NAME CIZ IT HURT 2 tHINK ABOU!!
"Blud blud, gallonz of the stuff, I gave U all dhat u culd drank it will nevah b enuf!!!!!"
Went Z''s familiah ringtone marh usred to b set to.
"H-hello!!??" She stuttahed into dah phin!
"Z?" MARTH'Z VOICEE SOUNDEd!!
"OH MI GOSHH WhERE Were U!!!"
"I wiz wit dha pingz n antartikah!!!"
"Why did U leave moi!?"
"I can't tell u…"
"WE:RE SOOOO OVURR!!!!!!"
So they went on MSN.
ZELDA- Yur gonna mizz me wen I'm gown!! Haz just sighed on.
Mart- I woz sucha foo 4 leavin u on jet plane. 4gyve me!!! Sayz:
Z IM SRYY!!!
ZELDA- Yur gonna mizz me wen I'm gown!! Sayz
Luvahz dunt keep sects!!!!
Mart- I woz sucha foo 4 leavin u on jet plane. 4gyve me!!! Sayz:
IM SORAY!!!
ZELDA- Yur gonna mizz me wen I'm gown!! Sayz
Its ovur Mrth. Just forget it..
ZELDA- Yur gonna mizz me wen I'm gown!! Haz jst signed off.
Marth wuz sittin in his igloo with his bff Pingu eatin presidents choice brand yak buttah. "Ping, I duno whattah do!!" sed marth
"Well hun, maybs u should lyke hak soum1 account dat iz frends wit har!" sed pingu.
" OH EMGEE ITZ GENIUS !!!"
So Ping nd Mart went on msn nd mrth haked on GANONDORFZ accunt.
Ganon haz just sighed on.
ZEldD was online 2! Marth thot it wuld b funny 2 make ganon's msn name sillay.
GanonASS says:
HEY ZELDA!!!!
Z… Im bettah off witout chu anywaoyz says:
Hey Gan! Whats up!?
GanonASS says:
N2m, just getting ovur my heart brek.
Z… Im bettah off witout chu anywaoyz says:
OH EMGEE what happned
GanonASS sayz:
Furget about it. What bout u?
Z… Im bettah off witout chu anywaoyz says:
Marth and I broke up..
GanonASS says:
Why ? GET BKK 2GETHAR WOT HYM NOAW!!!
Z… Im bettah off witout chu anywaoyz says:
OMG THIS IS MARTH IZn't ITTT!!!!
GanonASS has just signed off!!!
OMG CLIFFY!! Find out wat happenz.. next chap 3