CHEERFUL MURDER

###### at naruto's apartment ######

he is laying at his bed when sasuke appear there and demand for a sex.

Sasu: let's do it naru

Naru: *yawn* no

Sasu: Naruto (kissing)

Naru: the neighbors will be home soon.

Sasu: don't care (taking naru's shirt)

Naru: oh no! they'll hear!

Of course sasuke always win

Naru: we can't, I can't hold back the sound anymore! I'm gonna BURST.

Sasu: so just let it out (thrusting and biting naru's neck for hickey)

Naru: AHHHHHHHH, sasu you're so mean… harder…… faster…… teme!


The next morning

Naru: oh no! I'm sure the, they hear us last night (holding his face)

How will I ever face them?

Sasu: Naruto don't sweat (smirking)

Naru: (looking at sasuke with widen eyes)

Sasu: ahem. Problem solved (holding kunai and shuriken with blood)

Author: end of the neighbors hehehe

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