A Sith's Favorite Things
Tune of "My favorite things"
By Darth Warious
Black thorns on roses and Uruk-Hai rage-ing
Shredder's black armor and dead things decaying
Brown robed Jeedai all tied up in string,
These are a few of a Sith's favorite things.
Blood red lightsabers and dark side force lightning,
Darth Maul and Sith Lords and any line frightening
Dragons that fly with the moon on their wings,
These are a few of a Sith's favorite things.
Jedi a-screaming and writhing in pain,
My victims that yell, "Oh no! Not again!"
Mount Doom's hot fires that melted The Ring,
These are a few of a Sith's favorite things,
When Jedi win,
As I'm losing,
When I'm being good,
I simply remember a Sith's favorite things,
And then I can feel, so bad.