One day Legolas, after a hard day's work, came home to his snug little abode in Mirkwood. It was Christmas eve. Next to him (though in a different bed) was Aragorn. Or.at least.Aragorn was SUPPOSED to be there.

"Aragorn?" The elf then heard something land on the roof. It was Santa.

The elf's eyes widened (like this (0_0) when he heard a huge BANG! BAM! BOOM! POW!

For up on the rooftop next to Santa's sleigh crept Aragorn with 4 hand- grenades, firing one after another.

Santa, dead within moments, fell down the chimney nearest Legolas.

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"What the."

Aragorn took out a machine gun and started firing at the animals attached to St. Nick's sleigh.

One after another, they were shot down by Aragorn.

"HA HA HA!!! DESTROY THE REINDEER!!!!"

Legolas heard this and his eyes went sorta like this () "Doh!"

The elf got out of bed, hopping over the corpse of Santa. When he reached the living room, his eyes met the sight of their Christmas tree burning.

"ARAGORN!!!!!" The elf screamed, eyes like this (0_0) again. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!"

A maniacal laugh escaped Aragorn's mouth. "Well.first I shot Santa, then I blew up his sleigh and shot down ALL the reindeer," he said, sounding incredibly proud.

(0_0) "What about the tree???"

Aragorn turned to the Xmas tree, now little more than a pile of ash. He said, "Yessssss. Burn baby! BURN! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahh-OW!!!"

Legolas had taken a frying pan and conked the phsyco-Ranger out.

"I hate Christmas."