The Koopa and the Bounty Huntress

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Chapter 1

It was just a calm and quiet day in Smash Mansion, not many of the smashers were doing anything lately, although they occassionally would often practice in the Training room, or participate in any matches scheduled by Master Hand. But today would be different. Princess Zelda was busy in her room working on some sort of potion. For what was known around the mansion, Zelda was madly in love with her close friend Link, ever since she had met him, Zelda's feelings for him have reached a much higher level than normal. She has tried countless time to win his affection, but so far she's never succeeded. The potion she was making was no ordinary one, it was a love potion. Legend has it that a love potion will cause anyone who drinks it to fall in love with the first person they see, which was the reason why Zelda was making said potion.

All I have to do is get Link to drink this and he'll fall in love with me in no time", Zelda said.

What are you doing?", asked Lucario, who just walked in.

Oh, hi Lucario, I'm just busy making a love potion for my darling Link, pretty cool huh", Zelda replied.

I can't believe this, why in the world would you force Link to love you by using a love potion?", Lucario objected.

Okay, first of all, I'm not forcing Link to love me, secondly, I just want him to notice me, and finally, I learned that this potion will make anyone fall in love with the first person they see, which is why, when I get to Link to drink it I wanna make sure that I'm the first person he sees, it's as simple as that", Zelda explained.

I can't hear anymore of this, I'm outta here", Lucario said as he left.

Oh well, nevermind him, now to put my plan into action, the sooner I get Link's affection, the better I will feel", Zelda said to herself.

Speaking of Link, the heroic hylian was walking down hall of the mansion, having just lost in a match against Mario, he was on his way to the kitchen to get a drink of ice water. As he continued towards the kitchen, he walked past Bowser along the way.

Hi Bowser", Link greeted him.

Hey Link", Bowser replied.

The moment he reached the kitchen, Link made his way over to the cabinet, he opened it and grabbed a glass cup. He then closed the cabinet and went over to the refridgerator and opened the freezer door. Putting some ice in the cup, he walked over to the sink and turned on the cold water to fill up his cup. After he finished drinking his water, he then rinsed it out, dryed it off, and then put it back in the cabinet. Afterwards he walked out the kitchen. Along the way, he ran into Zelda, who was holding a chemistry bottle in her left hand.

Hi there Link", Zelda greeted him cheerfully.

Hi Zelda", Link greeted back.

So, how was the match? Zelda asked him.

Mario beat me by a landslide", Link replied.

That's too bad, anyway, I just created this special new drink and I just wanted you to try it", She said while trying to give him the potion.

But Link shook his head.

Thanks, but no thanks Zelda, I've already had a glass of water to drink just recently", Link said as he walked past her.

Zelda just stood there shocked. All the work she had put into making the potion was about to be wasted due to Link refusing to drink it. This time she was desperate.

Link wait, please, I really want you to try this, you'll like it, I promise", Zelda pleaded while running after him.

Maybe another time", Link said.

But you really have to- WHOA", Zelda tried to say but she ended up tripping and falling over, causing the bottle to slip out of her hand and high into the air.

Oh no", Zelda said in displeasure as she watched her beloved potion flying helplessly through the air.

She closed her eyes and waited to hear the sound of her potion splattering on the floor, all her hard work going down the drain. But strangely she didn't hear anything. She opened her eyes to see that it was Samus who had caught the potion from afar.

Uh Zelda, why are you laying on the floor like that?", asked Bowser who was standing behind her.

Zelda quickly got up and turned around to face Bowser.

Oh no reason, I just tripped that's all", Zelda lied.

Okay, see ya later", Bowser said as he turned to walk away.

Meanwhile, Samus took the time to look at the love potion she caught. She had no idea what it was, nor has she even seen or heard of it before. But after having trained in the Training Room for six hours, Samus was dehydrated so she decided she could care less.

Hmm, I don't know what this stuff is, but I'm really thirsty right now, so I guess it wouldn't hurt just to drink it", Samus said as she took off the bottle cap on the potion and began to drink it.

Zelda stared with shock as she watched Samus drinking the potion.

SAMUS, NOOOOOO", Zelda yelled out in an attempt to stop her.

But it was too late, Samus had drank the entire potion until there was nothing left.

MMM, nice and tasty," Samus said.

What happened, I heard screaming, did something happen?", Bowser asked in alarm.

Then he noticed that Samus was staring at him for some reason. From what he saw, she was smiling at him, and she had an amorous look in her eyes.

Uh Samus, why are you looking at me like that?", Bowser asked feeling puzzled.

But she only giggled like a little school girl in response.

Why did you just giggle?", Bowser asked nervously.

I LOVE YOU BOWSER BABY, I WANT YOU REALLY BADLY, C'MERE SWEETIE, MAMA WANTS A KISS", Samus squealed as she dashed toward the terrified koopa.

AAH, GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LOVESICK PSYCHO", Bowser shouted in fear as he ran off, with Samus hot on his trail.

WAIT, DON'T RUN AWAY, I JUST WANNA KISS YOU", Samus called out to him.

Meanwhile Zelda just stood there, surprized at what just happened.

Oh god, what have I done?", Zelda asked herself.

Man, Zelda screwed up big time, Bowser might hate her when he finds out. Thanks to her screwy love potion, now Bowser's got a lovesick female bounty hunter lusting after him. What's he gonna do now? Of course I can't tell you that, because that'll spoil it in the next chapter, which I'll start working on when I get the chance.

I hope you like it.

See Ya Later.