A/N: I DO NOT OWN MAXIMUM RIDE. IF I DID, FANG WOULD BE MINE!! ~What about me???~ OH RIGHT!!! That's my co-writer Crimson-Wolf-of-Darkeness aka Jay ~teehee~

Chapter 1

MPOV:

~~RING~~~RING~~~RING~~~RING..

"UGH!! Don't people know not to call at freakin" I glance at the clock. "12 pm-… oh nevermind. Eh, it's not ringing anymore anyway.." yawn "I'll just go back to bed then…"

~~RING~~~RING~~~

"OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!" I yell and answer the freakin phone. I hear a rustling behind me and smile as I know it's Fang. " HELL---O?"

"Hello," I heard a lady on the other end with a heavy southern accent. " This is Kanon, from the FCPA, The First Child Protection Agency, I have got your results here that you sent in last week. "

????? So that what Fang was sending, and that's what I felt…. Oh.

"Okay?? Why are you calling me?" I asked. Fang was definatly up now. Ugh. " Is something wro-" Uh-Oh. "Wait a minute! The First Child Protection Agency??" I turned to Fang and mouthed the following words to him: Fang you are so freakin dead when I get off of this phone, if you thought I was pregnant, uh don't you think it's good to tell me. THE ONE YOU THINK IS PREGNANT!!!!! UGH!!!

"Uh, Max. You and Fang need to come to my office right away. Oh, and bring Iggy wit y'all. Smiley face "

"Smiley face??? WTF!?!?! What is wrong with you people!!!! Ugh. Be down there in a minute." I hung up the phone.

"Ohhh Fangy poo!!!!" I smirked. I walked over to him, who was cowering in his emo corner. He glanced up at me with fear filled eyes.

"yes….? " He answered.

"Hi… Get Iggy and you guys need to get you $$e$ in my car…… NOW!!!!" I screamed. Fang nodded and ran to get Iggy, who actually was at the bottom of the stairs….

Along with EVERYONE else… Gawd…

"Max whats happening?" Crap. Mom.

"uh…nothing…Can I bring Iggy and fag, I mean Fang out for awhile? " I asked sweetly.

"Sure, where?"

"Just for a ride."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At the Agency~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"What do you want Kamen?" I asked

"Its Kanon." Eww I hate that accent. "Your results are positive. But the conditions are a little odd…"

"If it has wings I already know." I said.

"Yes, both do have wings bu-" She started

"BOTH???!?!?!??! As in two????" I practicaly screamed. Oh wait, I did scream it.

"Yes, two. One is Fang's and the other is Iggy's." …..I have no response to that.

"Okayyy… yeah uhmm awkward much??" Iggy stated.

"No-freakin-duh Iggy!!!!" Fang said. Then they started yelling at eachother like freaking banshee's!!!!!!

I rubbed my temples in the way only I can do to make people STFU!

It didn't work.

"Guys….." I said angrily. They still continued. "Guys….!" I said in my deathly voice. They still had the nerve to continue. I cracked. I pounced on the both of them, and when they were both pinned on the ground (One hand per idiot), and quiet I sighed. " Shut the Hell UP! Let's take this like adults."

Now, I stood up and turned to Ka--- whats her face.

"Now…. WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???!!!!???!!?!?!?!?!?" So much for taking it like adults.

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