Bibbly!
(to the tune of Charlie Mopps)
Dear, oh, dear, bibbly! Dear, oh, dear...
A long time ago, way back in history
When Romana III was President and Daleks came to tea
Along came the Renegade whom Gallifrey had dropped
He called himself The Doctor after Koschei went and copped
(Chorus)
He could have been Prydonian, Dvoran or Blyledge
But Theta Sigma chose his House as others meet a pledge
His former self, a suicide, he jumped into the Looms
So Rassilon would have to find another CAT to broom
Dear, oh, dear, bibbly! Dear, oh, dear...
His TARDIS has a temper; for a Ship that's quite a crush
He pets her like a girlfriend and grins to make her blush
She doesn't like companions but she does share him it's true
Her hull looks like a phone box and it's painted Prussian Blue
(Chorus)
He could have been Prydonian, Dvoran or Blyledge
But Theta Sigma chose his House as others meet a pledge
His former self, a suicide, he jumped into the Looms
So Rassilon would have to find another CAT to broom
Dear, oh, dear, bibbly! Dear, oh, dear...
A whir, a flash, a tumble, and he's back in time for tea
In fact it's if he never left, he often stops to squee
His friends keep getting younger though he ages not a day
He always keeps a room for Her, the one that got away
(Chorus)
He could have been Prydonian, Dvoran or Blyledge
But Theta Sigma chose his House as others meet a pledge
His former self, a suicide, he jumped into the Looms
So Rassilon would have to find another CAT to broom
- K. King