Pikapoop Daze
Pikachu was walking in the park with Ash, when Ash threw up all over Pikachu.
"PIKA!!" Pikachu screamed, waterfalls of tears flowing from his eyes.
"Well, you deserved it, Pikachu. All you can say is your name. You suck. I hate you."
"PIIIIKAAAAA! CHUUUUUUUUUU!" Pikachu was getting angry. He quickly ran of to the Beauty supply store, bought a nail file, and filed his teeth into razor-sharp points.
Ash was still standing in the park when Pikachu returned. Pikachu wasted no time before he leapt up onto Ash's chest and bit into his jugular vein. Ash screamed as blood flowed freely from the open wound in his neck.
"Pika.....chu....." Ash choked, all life draining from his body.
"Chu?" Pikachu responded.
"Pika....chu....I......hate you." Ash gurgled up some blackish blood, and collapsed, a bloody lifeless heap.
Well, Pikachu was feeling hungy, but the snackbar wasn't open. The only edible thing for five million miles was Ash's corpse......
......so Pikachu ate it.