Disclamer: If I owned InuYasha this wouldn't be a fanfic, now would it?
"That is so sad," Kagome said.
"I know," replied Inu-Yasha, "He's hit on almost every girl in this place."
I shake my head, "And he's not even wasted , it's really remarkable."
"Not yet anyway," Inu says with a snort.
"He won't even remember anything in the morning, when he wonders why we're mad at him," sighs Kagome
"No.....he won't. (maniacal laughter), "I say with a smirk. We were of course talking about Miroku. At least once every week, that idiot would go to a bar (dragging us along), drink too much Sake, get smashed, embarrass himself (and us), and remember nothing about it. This time though, we were going to have a plan to stop this nasty habit of his. (More maniacal laughter)
"What are you saying?" Kagome asked a bit uneasily.
"We should play a prank on him!"
"It had better be embarrassing!" Inu demanded.
"Don't worry, Inu-Chan! What I have planned is very embarrassing!" I smile.
"You're drunk too, aren't you?" They ask since I'm smiling like an idiot.
"Noooo," I say as I kick the bottles of Sake away with my feet, "Anyways, about the plan , I'll need everyone's help, especially yours, Inu- Chan!"
"I help! It sounds like fun!" Kagome says.
"I'll help if you stop calling me Inu-Chan," Inu mutters.
"Good," I nod, "Here's the plan."
(Much whispering)
Later that night we drag the passed-out Miroku back to camp. Then we put our plan into action! That's right we.........threw Inu's jacket over Miroku. Then we waited for morning.
"Yawn," Miroku yawns, "Did I do anything terribly embarr-err....why was this thrown over me?"
We all laugh softly so Miroku doesn't hear as Inu walks over to him and sits down akwardly close to him.
Inu smiles as he puts his hand on his leg, you can see his eye sort of twitch, "Hey Sleepyhead, how are you feeling?"
Miroku moves away a bit from Inu, he looks dazed, not to mention hungover, "Fine......"
Kagome glances over at them, "We should leave them alone."
"Yeah," I agree, so we walk off only to spy on them from a short distance.
Inu nuzzles up close to Miroku, though looking thoroughly disgusted. Miroku doesn't notice though, since he's too busy being disgusted himself.
Inu looks over at Miroku and says, "I made us breakfast, but since they're gone if you want we can save breakfast for later."
Miroku has become a pale, sickly white. He has began to think what might have happened last night and has obviously come to the predetermined conclusion. (maniacal laughter)
In a panicky state, Miroku stands up and tries to explain even though he is more lost than he himself realizes.
He not so calmly says, "Listen Inu-Yasha, if what happened is what I think happened, you should know one thing that I am suprised you don't already know, I was drunk!"
Everyone bursts out laughing. The plan has come off perfectly. I'm about to apologise and explain, but Kagome cuts me off with a question.
"Guys, is he taking his prayer beads off?"
"Shit"
"That is so sad," Kagome said.
"I know," replied Inu-Yasha, "He's hit on almost every girl in this place."
I shake my head, "And he's not even wasted , it's really remarkable."
"Not yet anyway," Inu says with a snort.
"He won't even remember anything in the morning, when he wonders why we're mad at him," sighs Kagome
"No.....he won't. (maniacal laughter), "I say with a smirk. We were of course talking about Miroku. At least once every week, that idiot would go to a bar (dragging us along), drink too much Sake, get smashed, embarrass himself (and us), and remember nothing about it. This time though, we were going to have a plan to stop this nasty habit of his. (More maniacal laughter)
"What are you saying?" Kagome asked a bit uneasily.
"We should play a prank on him!"
"It had better be embarrassing!" Inu demanded.
"Don't worry, Inu-Chan! What I have planned is very embarrassing!" I smile.
"You're drunk too, aren't you?" They ask since I'm smiling like an idiot.
"Noooo," I say as I kick the bottles of Sake away with my feet, "Anyways, about the plan , I'll need everyone's help, especially yours, Inu- Chan!"
"I help! It sounds like fun!" Kagome says.
"I'll help if you stop calling me Inu-Chan," Inu mutters.
"Good," I nod, "Here's the plan."
(Much whispering)
Later that night we drag the passed-out Miroku back to camp. Then we put our plan into action! That's right we.........threw Inu's jacket over Miroku. Then we waited for morning.
"Yawn," Miroku yawns, "Did I do anything terribly embarr-err....why was this thrown over me?"
We all laugh softly so Miroku doesn't hear as Inu walks over to him and sits down akwardly close to him.
Inu smiles as he puts his hand on his leg, you can see his eye sort of twitch, "Hey Sleepyhead, how are you feeling?"
Miroku moves away a bit from Inu, he looks dazed, not to mention hungover, "Fine......"
Kagome glances over at them, "We should leave them alone."
"Yeah," I agree, so we walk off only to spy on them from a short distance.
Inu nuzzles up close to Miroku, though looking thoroughly disgusted. Miroku doesn't notice though, since he's too busy being disgusted himself.
Inu looks over at Miroku and says, "I made us breakfast, but since they're gone if you want we can save breakfast for later."
Miroku has become a pale, sickly white. He has began to think what might have happened last night and has obviously come to the predetermined conclusion. (maniacal laughter)
In a panicky state, Miroku stands up and tries to explain even though he is more lost than he himself realizes.
He not so calmly says, "Listen Inu-Yasha, if what happened is what I think happened, you should know one thing that I am suprised you don't already know, I was drunk!"
Everyone bursts out laughing. The plan has come off perfectly. I'm about to apologise and explain, but Kagome cuts me off with a question.
"Guys, is he taking his prayer beads off?"
"Shit"