One day, before Z ever hooked up wit marth or roy, she was getting da fun wit ganondorf. They were totally in L U V.
But one day ganon got a text from z that said "I'd END MY DAYZ WICH CHU, in a hail o' bulletz." GANON DIDN"T LIKE DAT CUZ HE HATEZ MI EMICAL ROMENCE !!!!
So he texted Z back saying that he hatez mcr and prefers Panic At The Dishko cuz der more emo and punk rock hardcore.
He said: "Zelda you whore I hate my chem. Send PATD lyrix cuz I mata effin' h8 mcr. Now I will give u sum patd. LETS DEZE TIIN HARTZ BEETIN' FASTUR FASRUR. Thantz kooler."
Zelda was kinda po'd cuz she luvz mcr. She sed back:
"Ganondorf u suk in bed, and I meen that as in u smell like a sasuge, do die in a hole!!!"
GANONDORF MAD!!!
So they went on MSN!!!
(L)ZELDA(L) heart dot ex oh ex has just signed in.
GANONDORF sayz:
Zelda you slut!!!
(L)ZELDA(L) heart dot ex oh ex says:
shut it, ganonDORK
GANONDORF says:
Not kool
(L)ZELDA(L) heart dot ex oh ex says:
I don't luv u n e more
Ganon…BROKEN HEART says:
Is this true!???
(L)ZELDA(L) heart dot ex oh ex says:
yah.
(L)ZELDA(L) heart dot ex oh ex says:
We'll carry on, we'll carry ooonn
Ganondorf says:
Enuff!! I am brekin up wich chu!!!
(L)ZELDA(L) heart dot ex oh ex says:
EFF UU!!!!
Ganondorf has just totally signed off.
Roy.x (L) ily SAMMY!!! Has just signed on.
Big Z says:
Roy u r my new bf, k??
Roy says:
k.
THE END.