Okay so...This entire fic is just one huge joke so...yeah..

It was a beautiful day at the Smash mansion. Peach and Daisy were having a baking contest with each other. Greninja was doing ninja things. Rosalina was conducting some kind of Luma dance party thing. Roy was arm wrestling Ike again. And everyone else was doing their own things.

"I'm a better baker than you are!" Daisy yelled at Peach as she aggressively stirred her cake mixture.

"No you're not. I'm more lady like than you are so I'm better at baking!" Peach fired back.

"Well at least I don't get captured every god damn day!"

"Can you two shut up? I'm trying to eat in peace here," Corrin snapped at the two princesses. She was going through her third bag of corn nuts.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN, CORRIN!" Peach and Daisy yelled in unison. Corrin grumbled and took the remaining bags of corn nuts with her.

"Looks like she's... corr-OUT!" Little Mac laughs at his stupid joke he said. Mega Man shoots one of his bullets at Little Mac's head.

Meanwhile Ike and Roy were still struggling with their arm wrestling match.

"Holy crap you got more buff, dude." Ike grunted.

"I bench pressed a TON of Sunny-D...then I drank all of it." Roy smirks.

"It shows..."

Roy manages to finally beat Ike.

"Ha! I've finally won an arm wrestling match with you!" Roy tosses his hands into the air.

"Yes...yes you did..." Ike chuckles. Little did Roy know...Ike lost on purpose.

"So how do our cakes taste? Did I win?" Daisy grins.

"Sorry Daisy, but I'm afraid Peach wins...again." Robin replies.

"WHAT!? WHY? I MADE MINE BETTER!"

"Well...I think you just tossed the entire eggs into your mix. There's a ton of egg shells in your cake."

"EGG SHELLS HAVE CALCIUM IN THEM. I MADE MINE HEALTHIER!"

"Cakes shouldn't really be crunchy though..." Robin answers, picking up one of his many books.

"CRUNCHY STUFF IS GREAT. YOU'RE JUST TOO TRADITIONAL!"

"Daisy...I think you should go cool down." Lucas says as he tries to calm the angry princess.

"AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OVER YOUR MOM AND BROTHER'S DEATHS!" Daisy hisses at Lucas. Lucas runs away crying. The few Smashers that were in the room glared at Daisy.

"Low blow man..." Snake growls "...low blow.."

This chapter is a little short...but they'll probably get longer.