In honor of the holidays, a Star Trek Jingle Bells! It goes to the tune of that, and if you sing it out loud, it's funnier. It takes place over the first five original movies, no Piccard or Data in this, ok?
Crashing through the stars,
In a broken Enterprise,
Exploring strange new worlds,
With really creepy guys!
Uhura is in bed,
Spock is nearly dead,
Bones is in the sickbay,
Stitching someone's head!
Ooooh…
V'ger bells,
Khan smells,
Genesis is dead!
Logic rules
In Vulcan schools,
The Klingons have all fled!
Every day,
Kirk cooks soufflé,
Sulu is a mime,
Checkov sings of girly things,
And Scotty needs more time!
A day or two ago,
They thought that they should hide,
So they parked next to
An exploding planet's side!
Kirk freaked out,
And Spock had this feeling…
If they didn't get out of there,
They might not go sightseeing!
Ooooh…
V'ger bells,
Khan smells,
Genesis is dead!
Logic rules
In Vulcan schools,
The Klingons have all fled!
Saavic wants to fly,
But Kirk won't let her try,
So she pokes him in the eye,
Until he starts to cry.
Hey!
Hope you enjoyed!
Hasta la Vista, Readers!
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