24 Days of an Autobot Christmas

I know, I'm a day late, so it's not 25 days of Christmas. So what!

In this story, Megatron has deflected, and is mated to Optimus Prime, so happy day!

Warning: mech/mech relationships, mainly Ironhide/Ratchet, Jazz/Bumblebee, and Megatron/Optimus incest.

Enjoy!

Chapter 1: 24 days

A peaceful morning in Diego Garcia is a rare thing. And when there is , the Autobots tend to indulge a little…

I/R

Roll. Roll again. Smoosh yellow mech currently sleeping on same berth. Spoon from behind. Hold in a vice like grip. Roll over while holding yellow mech.

" nevr' realized wha' a restless sleeper Ironhide is…" Ratchet thought drowsily. By far, that was probably the oddest way that Ratchet was ever awoken by. Usually Ironhide would initiate the morning with a grope and a good morning smooch. But apparently he was dreaming about moving a lot, hence the rolling. After a few more rolls, Ratchet got annoyed that his mate still hadn't woken up. He decided to wake up Ironhide a special way today, just because he felt happy. He pried the strong black arms off his chassis with difficulty, but was able to get free. He straddled Ironhides waist, and leaned over his face plates. Ratchet gently kissed Ironhides jaw and cheeks as he made his way up to his audio.

"Morning, my crazy ass slagger" he said quietly.

"mornin' to you too." The black cannon toting mech slowly onlined his optics to stare at his beautiful bondmate. He reached out and touched Ratchets face. They smiled, and kissed again.

J/B

Bee woke up to find himself literally lying on top of Jazz. He had just begun to wonder how he accomplished that in the first place, when Jazz suddenly started to stroke Bees' doorwings in his recharge. After a few more strokes, Bee had heated up significantly, and was starting to tremble.

"Jazz…what are you…doing…?" Bee whimpered.

Jazz was only pretending to be asleep. Truthfully, he loved to see his mate tremble when he touched him. Jazz thought it was adorable. But he knew he could only pretend for so long, because Bee would catch on sooner or later. He opened his optics and saw a breathtaking sight. His Bee was laying on chest, his faceplates bright red, his cooling fans on ,and his doorwings trembling.

" Ahaha, now that's tha bes' way to wake up." Jazz said with a smile.

" Grr," Bee pouted. "Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm tired, don't wanna 'face right now…"

Bee lowered his head on to Jazz's chassis and pressed small kisses there.

"I love you.." he said quietly.

"Love ya too."

M/O

Optimus was awoken by a growling in his audio. He attempted to turn around, but was unable to due to the huge silver mech currently holding Optimus around the waist. However, he was able to turn his helm to look at his brother/bondmate.

Only a few weeks ago they had ended the war, literally due to a mistake. You see when Optimus and Megatron were younglings, they were separated. The war had stared long before they were born, so they were raised in the midst of their civil war. One day their house was raided by Decepticons. They killed their creators, and took anything valuable in their house. Megatron had valiantly protected Optimus, until he was knocked unconscious.

"Leave the other. He is unable to defend for himself. We have no use for him" growled the Decepticons.

Ever since then, Optimus never saw Megatron, until they were on Earth. And now back to the last battle. It was like any other battle, but a little more different. Starscream, Soundwave, and Shockwave and any other Decepticon soldiers were dead. Lennox and his team got behind Megatron, and managed to shoot him in the back of the helm. Megatron faltered, and nobody except Optimus saw that Megatrons' optics momentarily flickered from red to blue.

" STOP! DON'T SHOOT!" Optimus yelled. He ran up to Megatron and grabbed his helm. Megatron was dazed, and didn't react to any of this. Optimus called Ratchet to come over. Ratchet looked skeptical, but walked over to the two brothers.

" Ratch, I need you to look at his helm." Optimus looked so desperate that Ratchet didn't argue. Long story short, apparently, when Megatron was taken, the Decepticon leader of the time implanted Decepticon programming into his processor. For the past few weeks, Megatron has been integrating back into his brothers' trust, and the other's acceptance. All in all, everyone likes him. Oddly enough, the human soldiers love him because he likes football too. They would spend nights talking about stats and players. The 'bots found this amusing to no end.

As Optimus looked at his brother, he noticed Megatrons growling had gotten louder. He also noticed the humping. It wasn't that he didn't enjoy the humping, but it was a bit much. Megatron would hump harder as his growling got louder. He bit Optimus on the shoulder when he came.

" Good morning Megatron" Optimus said while he placed a kiss on Megatrons nose.

Megatron, being a mech of action, merely crushed his lips against Optimus's in a rough kiss.

"Morning, love."

Well, who knew Megs was romantic! Please review! Preferably praise cuz my ego is tiny as it is…