Summary: The Glee club is asked to test a time machine and do undercover research on the future. They are sent to millions of years forward and end up in a… Parenting class? Will the Glee kids get the information? Will the future be what they thought it would be? Will Blaine's past finally be revealed? Welcome to Panem's Parenting class 101.

Author's notes: Got inspired while watching Spongebob and reading Mockingjay and listening to Bills, Bills, Bills at the same time… Something good CAN come from multi-tasking :D I just imagined Panem starting millions of years… bear with me. I also added some of my own characters because I needed equal groups :] Pairings are Finchel-Klaine-Tike-Brittana-Samcedes-Male(Madge and Gale I don't know the name of the ship)-Peeniss… Mostly Klaine and Peeniss :] (Don't be perverted) The main characters are… Klaine and Peeniss technically so their POV will be shown more often.

DISCLAIMER: Do we really need this?

Chapter 1

Introductions

"Isn't this exciting? We'll actually be going into a time machine!" Rachel and Blaine exclaimed at the same time to their friends. Kurt smiled. Blaine and Rachel were really the same in some ways. One of them is becoming overly ecstatic on things. But everybody else felt the same as they were.

The Glee club is going to test a time machine. They are to go undercover as new transfer students to whatever school they are dumped in. They are to gather information on the future. Whether it is good or bad, the information must be reported 1 year later back to the past.

"Yes Hobbit twins. It's very exciting. Now shut up or I'll go all Lima Heights on your miniscule faces." Threatened Santana from behind Sam as she grasps pinkies with Brittany who babbles on and on about how Lord Tubbington might be selling pot to baby dolphins.

"Isn't that why the dolphins are dying slowly? Lord Tubbington is obviously behind it. He keeps sneaking off somewhere every night…" rambled Brittany. Mercedes shakes her head at Brittany and shares a look at Santana who just waves it off.

"How many years in the future will we be going through?" asked Finn to lighten up Rachel's mood. Rachel perked up and tried to speak but Blaine beat her to it. "Millions of years. Not really specific on the time but it's really far." Said Blaine sticking his tongue out at Rachel who did the same but couldn't contain her laughter.

As all 16 kids enter the Choir room they all gasp at the scene before them. 16 stools lined up horizontally next to each other. Helmets hovering above the stools like Bees hovering over a flower. A pile of black cloth on each stool which looked like tracksuits. Only Coach Sylvester would suggest that they all wear tracksuits. They just threw the tracksuits off anyway.

"Welcome Ladies and Gays! Have a seat. Or Stool whatever floats your intolerable boat of jazz hands and uncoordinated feet. And yes I'm talking to you Hagrid." Said Sue from the door that they just entered. Finn blushed deeply and took a seat next to Rachel who rushed quickly to the nearest stool.

Kurt sat next to Blaine as he pulled him to the stools while he sat next to Rachel. Both of which are bouncing almost like two school girls on their very first day of school. "Alright don't get too excited Gel addict and Pipi Longstocking. We still need to go over the rules first." Sue said with a little shake of her forefinger.

When all Glee kids were settled down Mr. Schue came in with a piece of paper. "Good morning everyone! How are you all?" he greeted brightly to all his students. They all replied or (In Blaine and Rachel's case) squealed that they were great and excited about this. "I get to pretend I'm a spy." Said Mike from in between Rory and Tina.

Mr. Schue raised a hand and smiled at all of their thrilled faces. "Now. Before we all bounce off the walls, I need to go over just a couple of rules. This won't take long." They all mumbled something incoherent and Mr. Schue could have sworn he heard Santana mutter "Wanky"

"Number 1, Yes you're undercover but only keep the info about where you really came from. I established where we said you were from?"

"Out of town. Very hard to explain. Just don't ask questions right now. I want to know about you!" They all said together like a well oiled machine. Mr. Schue smiled and went to read the rules again. "Number 2, This is for the couples, No public displays of affection. You can still hold hands but no kissing or… anything inappropriate." He said almost directly at Santana who once again muttered "Wanky" under her breath.

"And lastly, Number 3…. Just have fun and be yourself but also don't lose focus on the task at hand. Any questions?" he asked looking up from the rules. Everybody shook their heads except for Sam and Brittany.

"Yes Brittany?"

"Can you take care of Lord Tubbington and make sure he's not sneaking into my room to watch Cats and Dogs: The revenge of Kitty Galore? He's been doing that a lot and my room is usually messed up when he's done." She said with pleading eyes. Lord Tubbington probably just messes up her room but being able to turn on a DVD player is beyond a cat's control.

"Brittany, you're the one who watches that over and over again." Says Santana leaving out some details about why her room is always a mess.

"Oh… right. My bad." She said smiling again.

"Okay… Yes Sam?" Mr. Schue directed his attention to the blond haired boy.

"Where will we live?"

"You'll find out soon enough. Something will be planned for you once you get there." He said smiling at him. He nodded his head. "Any more questions?" he asked clapping his hands together. Nobody raised their hands this time and Sue stepped in. "Now untalented blenders, are you ready?" she asks holding a big red button. They all nodded and the couples held hands.

"Don't forget the rules and good luck all of you." Both Sue and Schue said before Sue pressed the button. They all felt the pressure of the helmets on their heads and they were all thinking different things.

Oh God. My hair is going to be ruined once we get there! I took 20 minutes working on this hair! This trip better be worth it. Thought Kurt

I wonder what girls look like in the future? Thought Rory

I feel like my brain is being sucked out. Maybe it is! Thought Sugar.

Lord Tubbington better behave… I can't afford another change of sheets. Thought Brittany.

I hope they have a Glee club there! They would be so incited to have us there! Thought Rachel gripping her seat tightly.

I'm hungry. Thought Finn

I think I left the iron on! Thought Sam mentally slapping himself.

How long does this take? Thought Mercedes.

But her question was soon answered as they were all at once sucked into the helmet 100 million years into the future…

Their feet landed on soft ground. Tina tripped over a rock and landed on the ground in a pile of leaves. Blaine lost his balance and fell backwards onto Rachel who grunted as they both fell on the side of the pile of leaves where Tina is currently laying on. "Sorry Rachel. Lost my balance for a few seconds." Said Blaine as he helped Rachel up to her feet.

"You're lucky that you're Kurt's boyfriend or I would hurt you so badly for that." She said swatting away the dirt that landed on her dress. Blaine just smiled and walked over to Kurt who had his hand extended to him. Everybody else was standing straight on their feet looking around.

"It looks like we are in a forest…." Observed Puck. Mike looked around and got a glimpse of a building not too far from him. "Hey guys! I see a some sort of small town!" he shouts from behind him. Everybody looked at the direction to where his finger was pointing and all grinned. "Great! Let's get going!" announced Rachel who grabbed Finn's hand and dragged him along with her.

All of them followed and soon emerged into a village of somewhat. "This place looks…" started Blaine and Santana cut him off "Poor. Very very poor. I don't think I can do this. My clothes are not worth this." She said defiantly. Rachel just gave her a death glare. "We need to. No complaints." She said as if it was final. Everybody else didn't talk out of turn for the time they were walking.

"Hey you!" someone called from a distance. They all looked around. Searching for the voice.

A boy came up to them. He had ashy blond hair and bright blue eyes that resembled the sky on a summer's day. He was of medium height and looked like he works out.

"I'm sorry if I'm being rude but who are you guys?" he said giving them a curious look. They all reached the edge of town and people were giving them weird looks. The boy looked them up and down. "You don't look like you're from the Seam. I don't see you around town. Where are you from?" he asks with a lighter tone.

"Out of town. Very hard to explain." Replied Sugar who looked at him smoldering slightly. The boy only nodded and smiled. "You must be the new transfer students. Maybe you're from a different district hmm?" they all looked at him and exchanged looks.

"So out of Panem? Interesting. By the way, my name's Peeta. Peeta Mellark." He said shaking all of their hands. In exchange they gave him their names. He seemed nice and friendly anyway. Peeta was an odd name though. "I'm the baker's son." He said reading their looks when he said his name. That explained everything.

"Come on. I'll show you the way to school. I'm guessing that's where you are all heading to?" he said with a friendly smile and a twinkle in his eye. All the girls, even Santana and Brittany, thought he looked sort of hot and all of the boys looked at them and rolled their eyes.

"Yes. Yes we are." Said Blaine when nobody replied. They all nodded their heads and Peeta smiled and led the way to their school. "Don't we need transfer papers?" asked Mike after an awkward silence.

"No. They kind of expected someone would come. What we didn't expect was how many there were." He said chuckling lightly. Well, it was true. There are 16 kids transferring to the same District yet nobody seems to complain. They just want the day over with.

They arrived to school in 20 minutes. Well, how long do you think you were going to take WALKING to school all the way from the edge of town? Peeta flashed them a smile and opened the doors for them "Welcome to school. Or just a place where they can dump the children in for the day until they start doing something productive in their lives." They all laughed and entered.

"Mr. Mellark! Finally you're here! Are these the new kids?" asked a teacher with a big shiny bald head. Peeta nodded and turned to the glee kids. "I forgot to tell you. Today is a special year." He rubbed the back of his neck. "Parenting class." He muttered almost inaudibly that they had to strain their ears to hear it.

"Parenting Class?" asked Kurt with sheer excitement in his voice. He's always wanted to be a parent. He fantasized and shared his dreams with Blaine about being able to raise a child to love Music and Fashion. He was practically bouncing and Blaine had to grab on both of his shoulders so he could relax.

Everybody else shifted uncomfortably. Parenting? They agreed to go millions of years into the future to have adventure. To have fun. To bring some awesome-sauce into their lives and they were put into a Parenting class? Other than that, they absolutely have no idea what they're going to do to them. How are they going to take care of this child? Whoever he or she is…

"Don't worry. Everything will be fine. Into the auditorium, quickly!" the bald teacher yelled leading them the way using long strides. The glee club and Peeta had to run to keep up with the man who seemed to get skinnier with every step. "Mr. Galldin, slow down. Some of us are almost out of breath." Breathed Peeta from behind the teacher. He just sighed and said "Sorry, but we're already running late."

Peeta sighed too and turned around to the glee club. He gave a sad smile and mouthed "I'm sorry" to them before taking off to jog next to the teacher. "I wonder how old the child will be? Would they be a boy or a girl? Will they like me? Is my hair okay?" asked Kurt to a nearly breathless Blaine. Blaine just smiled and took his hand in his and squeezing it. "You're going to be fine Kurt. Children love you."

They reached the auditorium grasping their sides and trying to regain a normal heartbeat. They were all rushed to seats behind the other volunteers for the Parenting Class. There weren't a lot… Maybe about 11 students. One of the girls whose hair is in a long dark braid looks like she was forced to be here. She did not like being in the company of these people at all.

"Oh cheer up Katniss! It'll be fun!" said a girl with strawberry blond hair to her. Katniss scowled in her direction and proceeded to look back down at her feet. She examined them like they were the most interesting thing in the world. "Madge, I really didn't want to do this. Just more mouths to feed. I wouldn't call this fun if I had to work harder."

Madge just pouted at her and sighed "Just pretend to be happy? Please?" she said her blue eyes shining eagerly. "That only works on me if you're Prim." She said but the corners of her mouth twitched. Was she about to smile? Nobody knows because she just returned back to her scowling. She glanced behind her and spotted Peeta ushering the glee kids to take seats.

She felt her cheeks burn a bit and she looked back down, trying to bring down the blush. Why was she like that with Peeta now? Ever since she thanked him for the bread (After the reaping) she couldn't stop thinking about him. Even when she was out hunting with Gale she would run into a blue flower and would be immediately reminded of his eyes.

"Katniss? Are you blushing?" whispered Delly next to her. Katniss blushed an even deeper shade of crimson and shook her head. Delly smiled and nudged her arm playfully. "Is it Peeta again?" she asked more quietly so that only they could hear. Katniss looked around and made sure nobody was eavesdropping and nodded once before looking down again. Delly chuckled and looked forward again humming to herself.

"Alright! Is there anybody else who is going to arrive?" he asked around. The District 12 kids all shook their heads looking at each other except for Katniss. "Excellent! Now we can start! Now students, please great our new transfer students from out of Panem." He gestured to the New Directions and they all mumbled (except for Delly) some "hellos" or "heys".

"Let's get down to business! Welcome! Welcome to Panem's Parenting Class 101. It now became some sort of elective for those who wish to take it only taken in the duration of the Games. Now, the new kids don't know what the games are and I advise those who do know to only tell them when they are ready." He looked pointedly at Delly who is known throughout District 12 of having no way of shutting up.

"I'll be putting you into groups of three and once I call out your names you will not turn back. Got it?" he this time looked at Katniss who just shrugged and looked back down. Rachel raised her hand but the teacher read her mind "Mr. Mellark told me your names while you were all settling in. I am very good at random selection." He said and she just nodded and put her hand down.

"Sit according to your group and I will give you the number of the house in which you will be living in this whole year. The houses are located in the Meadow and we set up a playground for the little tykes to play in… Whoever is first to be one of course." Everybody's eyes widened and they all began to protest loudly on being turned into a five year old.

The teacher only raised his hand and they all fell silent. "It won't be so bad. If it will be, just warn your group mates on what to expect when you are the one who will be turned into a toddler,"

"You will be drinking a potion that greatly resembles some fizzy liquid drink. It is a new invention from the Capitol and they decided to create this very type of Parenting class just so they can test it. Now, I will read the groups and please go and sit with them if you are called." He flipped his paper and put his round glasses on.

"First group is Arthur Abrams, Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark." Peeta wheeled Artie to front row and Katniss followed with her hands shoved in her pockets. Peeta looked up at her and he smiled. She gave a small one before he turned away she turned away as well blushing slightly hoping nobody saw it… But a certain Kurt Elizabeth Hummel saw it quite clearly.

The groups were as such:

Gale, Mike and Tina

Katy, Finn and Puck

Madge, Kurt and Blaine

Delly, Sugar and Rory

Cory, Brittany and Santana

Rye, Mercedes and Devon

Thomas, Rachel and Sam

Nick, Quinn and Joe

Once everybody went together and socialized for a few minutes they were passed numbers. The number represents the house number in which they will stay. Kurt was ecstatic that he got grouped with Blaine and a girl with amazing fashion sense. They all immediately left the auditorium to get to the Meadow. All three too excited to get started

"Hey Madge, Kurt, Blaine wait up!" called Peeta from behind them. The all stopped and Madge smiled in the direction of Peeta, Katniss and Artie. Katniss was pushing Artie while they talked. They all continued on their merry way and reached the Meadow when everybody else was just behind.

"Number 4, here we are." Exclaimed Blaine and they opened the door to the small one-story house. Inside, it looked bigger than what it looks outside. The living room wall was the color of Bright yellow with pink flowers adorning the wallpaper. The couch was a deep sky blue with white pillows. There was a mahogany coffee table and a study table as well.

In the kitchen was a fairly sized refrigerator already stocked with food and ingredients needed for cooking were in the cabinets above them. There was a round wooden table in the middle. Kurt assumed that that was the place where they'll eat meals and talk with each other. In the middle of the table were three shot glasses with the same amount of some sort of drink inside each.

"I guess this is the potion one of us will take…. Whichever glass it is in." said Kurt picking one up. Blaine went around and grabbed his own shot glass and gave the other one to Madge. "Together?" he said looking at both of them. They both nodded and Blaine counted backwards. "3…2…1!" they all drowned their glasses in one swift motion and put them down.

That was the most disgusting thing they all tasted in their entire lives.

"Are any of you shrinking or changing at all?" asked Kurt who was looking into his compact mirror. Madge shook her head and Blaine just sat down. Kurt and Madge both started looking at the mirror. "Did you think they messed up?" asked Madge when she turned around her jaw dropped.

"Kurt…"

"Maybe, It really should have been…"

"Kurt… Blaine."

Kurt turned around and his eyes widened at the sight. Blaine's figure has shrunken down to the size of a five year old. Blaine's hair became loose and curly with some strands falling to his eyes. His outfit shrunk with him and so did the cute little bowtie. His cheeks were a little rosy and his eyes were wide with curiosity. There was one thing on Kurt's mind right now…

HE IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!

"Hello." Said Blaine and his voice sounded almost like a chipmunk and Kurt could've melted in the cuteness overload. "I'm Blaine." Said little Blaine as he skipped over to where Kurt was. "What's your name?" he said sweetly. This class is going to be easy. "My name's Kurt and that's Madge. We will be taking care of you for a whole year."

Blaine tilted his head to the side. "Why? Do my parents know?" Kurt and Madge tensed a little bit. They both looked at each other and Kurt was the first to speak "Yes they do. They're j-just abroad…w-working… In Japan." Kurt stuttered trying to sound as relax as possible. Surprisingly Blaine nodded and smiled "Okay. They did say they were going to Japan." He skipped out of the kitchen with Kurt following close by with Madge.

Blaine was walking around and examining the place. "Where do I sleep Kurtsie?" he asks when he notices Kurt behind him. Kurt ponders for a moment and walks up to Blaine. "Let's go find it then Blaine." Said Kurt slightly blushing by the nickname. Kurt picked Blaine up and spun him around for a second before blowing a raspberry on his stomach.

Blaine giggled sweetly and nuzzled his nose into Kurt's neck. Kurt came up to a blue door, hoping that it was Blaine's room. He sighed in relief when it was. The room was painted a light shade of pink and his bed spread was a more toned down yellow that the living room. Blaine jumped out of his arms and examined his room. "This place is pretty Kurtsie. Like you. Have people ever told you that you're very pretty?" he asked jumping back into Kurt's arms.

Kurt smiled and poked his side lightly. "Let's go get some fresh air." Blaine nodded and started talking about Disney movies and princesses.

Madge was waiting for them outside already and they all went for a stroll through the small temporary neighborhood. Kurt had to stop himself from chuckling whenever Blaine would yell out a random fact about whatever they encounter. He's smart for a boy of age five.

"Santana!" yelled Blaine suddenly jumping out of Kurt's hold. Blaine ran over to a small girl with a high ponytail and big brown eyes. Santana looked up and saw Blaine. Her face brightened up immediately and she went and ran over to Blaine. They met in the middle and they hugged tightly.

"Blaine! What are you doing here?" asked Santana letting go. Blaine explained quickly and Santana said that a pretty blond girl told her about her grandmother being ill or something. "Kurtsie! I want you to meet my best friend!" Kurt had to stop himself from dropping his jaw in shock Blaine and Santana? Best friends?

"Kurt, Santana. Santana, Kurt." Blaine said showing very good manners in introducing someone else to someone else. "He's my guardian. Madge too, she's blond the girl over there." He pointed at Madge talking to Katniss who was keeping a firm grip on a young Peeta Mellark. His hair was a dead giveaway.

"Brittany and Cory are my guardians. Hey look!" Santana pointed at a boy who was running circles around a very disheveled Gale Hawthorne. "Did you know he was going to be this hyper, Tina?" asked Gale who finally grabbed hold of a young Mike Chang's collar and stopped him from running more.

"No, I didn't. It's weird. He's usually so quiet." Tina looked up from her admiration of Mike and saw Kurt with Blaine and Santana. Blaine and Santana waved frantically. Tina raised her eyebrows for a split second before realizing the girl as the Hispanic bitch who would shoot insults left and right to whomever she thought deserved it.

"Well well well. Are these the infamous Blaine and Santana." The toddlers nodded again and stared at Mike. Tina smiled and said "You can go say hi to him." She gestured towards her five year old boyfriend who was currently trying to climb on top of a silently crying Gale.

"Hi!" called Blaine which startled Mike. Mike looked around and saw the two kids smiling at him. Mike smiled back and climbed down from Gale's shoulders. "I'm Blaine and this is Santana." He introduced themselves to Mike who beamed at them and said "Mike Chang at your service. You wanna go play?"

Blaine looked at Kurt with puppy dog eyes. Kurt could never resist Blaine's famous puppy dog eyes. "Can I Kurtsie? Please?" he said bouncing up and down. Kurt sighed and gestured of course. Blaine squealed and Mike and Santana ran beside him to Toddler Sam, Puck and Peeta…..

It was almost noon and the kids were playing some sort of word game with their hands. "Madge, maybe you could go make lunch?" asked Kurt and Madge smiled and went inside the house to make lunch. Kurt went over to number 1 and saw Katniss watching the kids play.

"Hey." Said Kurt sitting next to Katniss. Katniss snapped out of her somewhat trance. "So… you're boyfriend?" Kurt asked pointing with his chin towards the direction on where the kids are. Katniss blushed and tried to hide it… but failed miserably. "H-he's not m-my boyfriend. He's just a friend." She obviously doesn't feel just like she wants to stay friends.

Kurt raised his eyebrows. While Santana has this gift on knowing when someone just "did it", he had the gift of knowing when people are in love. And Katniss Everdeen was most certainly in love. "You like him don't you?" Kurt said nudging her playfully. Katniss groaned internally and placed her head in her hands "Am I that obvious?" "No but I have like a sixth sense on knowing who likes someone or not. And you like Peeta Mellark. Don't get me wrong, I mean, who wouldn't?"

Katniss sighed and looked at Kurt "Don't tell please?" she asked almost begging. Kurt smiled and rubbed her shoulder "I won't. Instead, in four months, you tell him when he's back to normal. He would want to know. He's a keeper." He stood up leaving a confused Katniss behind. Brittany was already at the group of kids picking Santana up. She spotted him and smiled.

"Hey unicorn! Are you spreading your magic?" she asked when Santana was well adjusted on her hip. Kurt laughed and nodded once. He decided to humor her, just for today. He looked at Blaine who rubbed his eyes tiredly. Kurt looked at him smoldering. "Come on Blainers, time for lunch." Blaine raised his arms up indicating clearly that he wanted to be carried.

Kurt picked him up and Blaine yawned loudly. "Okay. Bye guys! See you soon." He waved at the group of little boys and they waved back saying soft "goodbyes" or "see ya laters" Blaine smiled and turned to Santana. "Bye Bye San. See you soon." He moved his fingers up and down in a goodbye movement and Santana did the same saying "Bye Bye B."

When I left the boys I saw Katniss carrying a sleeping Peeta in her arms. Kurt winked at her and only now noticed Blaine's little snore sounds coming from his mouth. Kurt kissed Blaine's temple and walked over to their temporary home.

What Kurt didn't know, as he went and tucked Blaine on the couch, were the adventures and mayhem that will happen in the next four months.

~End of Chapter 1~

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