PRETTY HIGH (FOR A WHITE GUY)

By XoMbY

Give 'em to me, junkie; More drugs! More drugs!

Give 'em to me, junkie; More drugs! More drugs!

Give 'em to me, junkie; More drugs! More drugs!

And all my victims say I'm pretty high for a white guy...

(interlude)

Cocaine, Crack, Speed, Pot Joint Her-o-in and Weed!

*

You know it's kind of hard

Just to get some drugs today, our

Addict has just one gram

But he snorts it anyway

He may not have good blunt

And he may not have clean needles

But all the goods he lacks

He makes up for in drug deals!

*

So dont despair

The pot's always there, and

You know he will smuggle it into the USA!

He's gonna get real stoned, on all the crack he's loaned

For he's burned out, For he's burned out!

So if you're out of luck, he doesn't give a f*ck

If you're mugged in the alleyway by him for a quick buck

He needs more LSD,

So Hey! Hey! Do those crazy drugs!

Give 'em to me, junkie; More drugs! More drugs!

Give 'em to me, junkie; More drugs! More drugs!

Give 'em to me, junkie; More drugs! More drugs!

And all my victims say I'm pretty high for a white guy...

*

He needs some good drugs

Not just any will suffice

But he couldn't find Quaaludes

So instead he bought some Ice

Now running down the street, he sees the coppers as he pass,

But if they even turn their heads

He's shoving road-cones up their ass!

So dont despair

The pot's always there, and

You know he will smuggle it into the USA!

He's gonna get real stoned, on all the crack he's loaned

For he's burned out, For he's burned out!

So if you're out of luck, he doesn't give a f*ck

If you're mugged in the alleyway by him for a quick buck

He needs more LSD,

So Hey! Hey! Do those crazy drugs!

*

Now he's shooting up real good, yeah,

Getting heroin done,

His arm had 20 holes, Now its sporting 41

Friends say that he's a psycho,

And he needs some hygine tips

But in his own mind

He's in an acid trip!

*

Give 'em to me, junkie; More drugs! More drugs!

Give 'em to me, junkie; More drugs! More drugs!

Give 'em to me, junkie; More drugs! More drugs!

And all my victims say I'm pretty high for a white guy...

Cocaine crack, speed, Pot Joint Her-o-in and weed!

So dont despair

The pot's always there, and

You know he will smuggle it into the USA!

He's gonna get real stoned, on all the crack he's loaned

For he's burned out, For he's burned out!

So if you're out of luck, he doesn't give a f*ck

If you're mugged in the alleyway by him for a quick buck

He needs more LSD, yeah

He needs more PCP, yeah

So he's gonna buy a pound or three,

So Hey! Hey! Do those crazy drugs!