Nothing unusual happened on this particular day aboard the Thousand Sunny, everyone was doing their usual things, which was surprising since they had just left an unknown island filled with unidentifiable beasts that apparently fed on humans. In the kitchen, a certain blond chef was cooking lunch for his crewmates. He didn't know what the other Straw hats were up to, but he didn't care. All he cared about was the two lovely ladies aboard the ship: Nami and Robin. Knowing Nami, she's probably in her room, reading a newspaper or in the library, drawing a map, and Robin would be with her, reading, as usual for the black-haired bookworm. He heard the faint sound of a violin, meaning that Brook was playing his violin for someone. Sanji stopped for a second, and listened to the music. Seconds passed, and Sanji Started stirring the thing he was making. He was making ramen, which everyone on the ship loved, along with his other dishes. Many people agreed he was an amazing chef compared to the normal twenty-one year old, and Sanji honestly didn't know whether to be proud of this, or just be modest like the gentleman he is.

The pot that contained the ramen started bubbling, and Sanji's blue eyes lit up. The meat and the vegetables were ready, and the moment the lid started hopping around like an ecstatic child, Sanji bolted outside, and screamed: "LUNCH IS READY! WE'RE HAVING RAMEN!"

The moment Sanji said that, Luffy came bolting into the room, ecstatic as if the One Piece was literally inside the kitchen, followed by Usopp, then Nami, and the moment Sanji saw the woman wearing nothing but a bikini and jeans, he immediately pulled out a chair, and she sat in the chair, smiling, and thanking him with a wink. Sanji's eye that wasn't covered by hair turned into a heart. Robin entered the room so silently that nobody even noticed, but then Franky bursted in along with Brook, bringing in commotion. Franky was explaining something to the skeleton, and Brook was obviously showing interest in whatever Franky has to say, awe written all over his skull he called a face. Chopper walked in, and his mouth watered at the smell of Sanji's Ramen.

"I call it, a car." Franky had finished whatever he was saying to Brook, focused on his ramen, and a little hand popped out of his larger, red robot hands that looked like building blocks more than anything else. Robin smiled. It had reminded her of her own "Fleur" technique.

'Tsk, Car, I've never heard a "Car" before, what even is a car? Can I sell it?' Nami teased.

'By the way, have you guys noticed that Zoro's been acting weirdly?' Nami added, a look of concern on her face.

'He… Is?' Robin added before gulping down a mouthful of ramen.

'Yeah, where is he anyways?'

Sanji sighed. He knew exactly where he was. 'I'll get him.' He said.

'You'll see when he comes." Nami said to both Robin and Sanji before she gulped down some more ramen.

'MOSSHEAD!' Sanji screamed as he climbed up the rope ladder up to the crow's nest. 'LUNCHTIME! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE, OR I'LL KICK IT DOWN!'

No response.

'MOSSHEAD!'

Still no response. The only option Sanji had left was to literally get up there, and kick his ass down. He climbed up the ladder, and pushed the trapdoor open. 'MOSSHEAD!, GET OVER HERE TO LUNCH!' A shirtless Zoro turned around, and looked at his frenemy with his intimidating single eye. His face was bright red, and was wet with sweat.

'Coming.' He mumbled, Taking in a deep breath before putting on a shirt and climbing down the ladder, Sanji following behind him. When they entered the dining room, Zoro just sat down beside Brook and opposite Sanji, eating his ramen without saying a word, or making eye contact with anyone. He seemed completely oblivious about the fact that the whole entire crew was staring at him with concerned eyes.

Then he remembered Nami's words. 'You'll see when he comes."

"What's wrong with you, exercised too much for that weak body of yours?" Sanji scoffed at the Swordsman. He didn't respond. He just looked up at the cook with blank eyes with huge pupils for a few seconds, before licking his lips and continuing on to slurp on his ramen. Sanji blinked. He knew that something was wrong. Not only did his eyes flash red for a split nanosecond, but normally when Sanji mocks him like that, Zoro would just stand right up, and the two would break into a heated argument, sometimes including kicks and swords, and an angry Chopper.

Everyone ate in silence, before Brook turned to Zoro, and confronted him about it.

"Escuse me Zoro, is everything Okay?"

'Yeah. I'm fine.' He replied, hand on his neck with his elbow pointing outwards. The grumpy tone of his voice didn't indicate that he was, however.

Brook just pretended to be convinced before turning back to his ramen. He gulped it down, and Chopper stared. He always wondered where the food and drinks he had gone. Into a black hole? a void? a normal stomach? Who knows?

Minutes later, Zoro put his fork on the table, before walking out the door, slamming it with such intense force that the door almost broke off its hinges. Everyone flinched. Silence filled the room before Robin started giggling. Then that Giggle evolved into a laugh.

"What's so funny?" Nami asked, eyebrow raised. Robin knows how to read body language, and if Robin is laughing this hard, something must be up.

'Zoro likes someone.'

Sanji spat out his Ramen, straight onto Usopp's face. He blinked before wiping his face with a tissue, and bursting out laughing.

"Zoro likes someone?" Nami asked, dumbfounded. Zoro only liked sleeping, his swords, and booze. At least, that's what he appeared to like.

'Yeah, I've grown to notice body language, and his is indicating that he likes someone.'

"For example…"

'First of all, He's not acting cold, he's acting shy. Very shy. Second of all, his pupils are huge. This happens either when we're in a dark room, which we're obviously not, or when he's attracted to something. I've read somewhere that Dilation is a brain response that occurs when you like, and are attracted to something. Thirdly, His hand is on his neck. This is both an indication that he is lying, and that he's interested in somebody, and worried that he's not gonna come across well to somebody.'

'You know this?' Sanji asked.

'Yeah. I was fluent in the language of body language a long time ago. This was only an easy task.'

"Do you know who he likes?" Nami asked.

'No, we need to find out who. Obviously, it's one of us.'

'And I'm gonna find out.' Sanji added, before collecting his and Zoro's plates, and putting them in the sink, and washing them.

'I'm gonna find out who he likes. If it's Nami-chwan or Robin-Swan, I'm gonna murder him.' He thought.

'If anyone notices any odd behavior coming from him, tell me.' Robin said, before walking out the door.

Seven hours later...

'God damnit, that shitty mosshead is late for dinner. Again.' Sanji said, storming out the door, and climbing up the rope ladder. He had shouted that dinner was served three times already. The sun was setting, scattering beautiful shades of orange and yellow across the sky. It reminded him of Nami's hair.

Just before he opened the trapdoor, he heard voices.

"No. Shut up. Shut up, I SAID SHUT UP!"

'You like him don't you.'

"NO!"

'Heheh, I know you do.'

"NO, I DON'T. NOW SHUT UP!"

'You can't hide anything from me. I know your secrets.'

"Ugh. Fine. I do like him."

'Now that's a good boy. Don't worry; your secret is safe with me. Just hope he doesn't get sent into the Heartstring abyss...'

"He won't. He's too stupid to find out."

'Alright, Alright. Let's hope he doesn't then.'

Sanji froze, and then scrambled down the ladder, quiet as if he never existed. The door lunged open as he flew it open, and faced Robin.

"I need to speak to you."

'Okay. What is it, cook-san?'

"Come."

They went outside the dining room, and Sanji explained what he had just heard, and Robin was shocked the whole time.

"I don't know what was going on." Sanji said, panicking.

'Me neither. Hang on, I didn't hear any indication that someone had left the crows nest, let me just check who's in there. She crossed her arms into an X shape, and closed her eyes. When she opened them, she was shocked.

'There's no one in there.'

"Maybe he was speaking to a ghost?"

'Probably. Get him down here, he's gonna miss Dinner, and Luffy's eating everything.'

"Right, got it." Sanji said as he started climbing the ladder up the mast.

"Hey Mosshead." Zoro put down a barbell and faced him. "Dinner."