The WWF Christmas Carol based on 'A Muppet Christmas Carol'
Disclaimer: Of all this, I own a grand total of nothing! (sadly!!) Vince McMahon owns the World Wrestling Federation and everything related to it, the wrestlers own themselves, the late, great, Charles Dickens owns the original Christmas Carol and the Jim Henson Company owns the Muppet Christmas Carol and all the Muppets, and the majority of the lines in this as well.
Dedications: To my best friends Lucy and Tom for not laughing at me (too much) when I was writing this in Science lessons. To Nicola for repeatedly lending me the video of the 'Muppet Christmas Carol'. And finally, to all you authors of Smoochy Dreamer fics who converted me to the dedicated Smoochy Dreamer that I am today. ^-^
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Character List
The first name is the original character from the Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, followed by the name of the muppet in the same role in the Muppet Christmas Carol by the Jim Henson Company (a * means the character was invented by the 'Muppets' or I'm not sure if it was in the original book) and finally is the name of the wrestler 'playing' that character. (Note: Some of them aren't exactly in character, either of their character from the book or their WWF character. This is because I forgot, or couldn't think of a way to make the WWF character match the Christmas Carol character)
Ebenezer Scrooge: Michael Caine (human) : Chris Jericho
*Charles Dickens (narrator):The Great Gonzo: Jim Ross (J.R.)
*Narrator: Rizzo the Rat: Jerry 'The King' Lawler
Bob Cratchit: Kermit the Frog: Rob Van Dam
Jacob Marley: Statler : Bradshaw (from the APA)
*Robert Marley: Waldorff: Farooq (from the APA)
Ghost Of Christmas Past: CGI : Lita
Ghost Of Christmas Present: Unknown Muppet: Rikishi
Ghost Of Christmas Yet-To-Come: Ominous figure: Undertaker
Fred: (human, name unknown) : Jeff Hardy
*Book-Keeping Staff: Rats: Matt Hardy, Edge, Scotty 2 Hotty, Tajiri
Fezziwig: Fozziwig Bear : Vince McMahon
* Mrs Fezziwig: Mrs Fozziwig Bear :Linda McMahon
Belle: (human, name unknown): Stephanie McMahon
Tiny Tim: Spike Dudley
Disclaimer: Of all this, I own a grand total of nothing! (sadly!!) Vince McMahon owns the World Wrestling Federation and everything related to it, the wrestlers own themselves, the late, great, Charles Dickens owns the original Christmas Carol and the Jim Henson Company owns the Muppet Christmas Carol and all the Muppets, and the majority of the lines in this as well.
Dedications: To my best friends Lucy and Tom for not laughing at me (too much) when I was writing this in Science lessons. To Nicola for repeatedly lending me the video of the 'Muppet Christmas Carol'. And finally, to all you authors of Smoochy Dreamer fics who converted me to the dedicated Smoochy Dreamer that I am today. ^-^
Distribution: Please ask first
Character List
The first name is the original character from the Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, followed by the name of the muppet in the same role in the Muppet Christmas Carol by the Jim Henson Company (a * means the character was invented by the 'Muppets' or I'm not sure if it was in the original book) and finally is the name of the wrestler 'playing' that character. (Note: Some of them aren't exactly in character, either of their character from the book or their WWF character. This is because I forgot, or couldn't think of a way to make the WWF character match the Christmas Carol character)
Ebenezer Scrooge: Michael Caine (human) : Chris Jericho
*Charles Dickens (narrator):The Great Gonzo: Jim Ross (J.R.)
*Narrator: Rizzo the Rat: Jerry 'The King' Lawler
Bob Cratchit: Kermit the Frog: Rob Van Dam
Jacob Marley: Statler : Bradshaw (from the APA)
*Robert Marley: Waldorff: Farooq (from the APA)
Ghost Of Christmas Past: CGI : Lita
Ghost Of Christmas Present: Unknown Muppet: Rikishi
Ghost Of Christmas Yet-To-Come: Ominous figure: Undertaker
Fred: (human, name unknown) : Jeff Hardy
*Book-Keeping Staff: Rats: Matt Hardy, Edge, Scotty 2 Hotty, Tajiri
Fezziwig: Fozziwig Bear : Vince McMahon
* Mrs Fezziwig: Mrs Fozziwig Bear :Linda McMahon
Belle: (human, name unknown): Stephanie McMahon
Tiny Tim: Spike Dudley