Chapter 1. Read it, review it, and tell me what you people think. This is just here for people to enjoy. Enjoy! :)

NOTE! PLEASE READ!: The first few chapters will focus strictly on satire and comedy! I repeat! The first few chapters will focus strictly on satire and comedy! You have been warned! If you find this insulting I do apologize! This in not meant to be insulting! Thank you.

Chapter 1: A day at the bar part 1: roll call!

The GMAD Base. Much like the Doctor's TARDIS, or Hoqwarts it was truly a majesty marvel. This is the base were all FanFiction writers live, work, meet up, and relax. But GMAD was also a type of nexus that bridges the gap between numerous realities of Fiction that exists outside of any 3D reality. Meaning the members of GMAD can not only travel to parallel worlds, but inhabitants, or characters from that parallel world can also come to the GMAD base as well. Speaking of which, you're probably wondering what GMAD is. It's short for The Guardian Magic Archer Dragon. And it's founding member and creator is Toni42. But everyone calls her Echo for simpler terms.

Anyway, it was a bright and sunny day at the GMAD base. The GMAD members, plus a number of characters were all gathered in the restaurant/bar of the base. They were all just doing what they usually do when they have nothing to do. Meet up and relax. At this time two such GMAD friends were sitting together at a table. GodzillaMan1000 and Litwick723.

"Club soda my good friend." Litwick offered. "This is awesome! Just all of us together. It's like a graduation party." He exclaimed. "What are you drinking Zilla? My treat." Litwick offered.

"Water." Zilla answered.

"Oh come on, Zilla. Live a little." Litwick urged his best friend. "How often do you get together with good friends?"

"Not a whole heck of a lot." Zilla answered nonchalantly.

"Oh boy." Litwick made a grimace wince. "I think we're gonna need some cognac over here!" Litwick called out to the waiter. "And leave the bottle!"

Meanwhile at another table, were two wizards. One of them Gandalf the Grey and Saruman the White. They were just sitting playing a nice game of chess together.

"I'm using a a spell to protect my thoughts, Gandalf." Saruman informed his friend/enemy. "So don't even think about cheating!"

"I wouldn't dream of it." Gandalf said sincerely. Although... "Your thoughts?" He asked to someone telepathically. And he asked none other than GodzillaMan1000.

"Might want to protect your bishop." Zilla responded telepathically.

"Thank you." Gandalf said. "Checkmate." He said to Saruman, winning the chess game.

"Well I guess you can't win them all." Saruman said in an annoyed tone.

Meanwhile, GMAD's founder and leader Echo was talking to LanternLover23.

"Good to have you here today, Lantern." Echo complimented. She then saw a familiar red haired boy sitting at a table by his lonesome. Ron Weasley. "Hey there, Ron!" She greeted.

"Just keep walking, wench." Ron growled at her pointing his wand at her with much glaring eyes.

At another table, were DragonDreamer1011 and StarWisher1011. They were listening in on the heated conversation.

"What's with Ron and Echo." Wish asked her twin sister.

"Oh Ron's just mad because he didn't get enough screen time in Echo's one-shot Harry Potter FanFiction. So now he won't talk to her." Dream answered nonchalantly. "Really, I think Ron is just being a big baby."

"So how did that one-shot turn out?" Wish asked out of curiosity.

"You didn't read it?" Dream asked. "Oh yeah that's right you weren't in GMAD at the time. Sorry." Dream said sincerely.

"It's okay." Wish smiled. "I still love you."

"Aw thanks, sis." Dream smiled.

"So how did it turn out?" Wish repeated the question.

"It made me cry." Dream answered. "It was that good."

Meanwhile at another table was a member of the Watchmen, Rorschach. Sitting by himself, writing in his journal.

"Rorschach's Journal. March 6th 1985." Rorschach read. "I am surrounded by idealistic characters kicking back while right outside the world goes to hell. So why am I here? I need time. Time to think. To plan. To question. Why? Why couldn't Doctor Manhattan just use his God powers to change the world? Even Gods should know the logic of using their powers correctly. Isn't there anything he could have said or done? Doesn't he know that outside that there are countless armies of scum and trash just waiting to kill, maim, and rape the innocent..."

"...kill, maim, and rape the innocent people of the world." Said another voice reading the journal. It was actually PhoenixWillowsRox88. "I agree man. You totally live in a screwed up world." Knowing Rorschach, his response was getting out his grappling hook gun and aiming it at someone to scare them off. "Crime really deserves to be punish- I'm walking away. I'm slowly walking away." Phoenix said with her hands up. ""You totally live in a screwed up world." What was I thinking. Stupid! Stupid!" She growled to herself. But the she noticed the table where GodzillaMan1000 and Litwick723 were sitting. The what she saw put her in shock.

Litwick was lying on the table with dozens of bottles. She knew it can't be good.

"Litwick. Litwick I'm carrying you home." Zilla nudged him. "Litwick come on get up."

"I want some coco puffs..." Litwick said in his drunken state.

"What happened!?" Phoenix exclaimed in shock at what she was seeing.

"Well one minute we were having a conversation, the next minute he bought the whole bar." Zilla explained.

"So what you let him drink for!?" Phoenix demanded. "These things tend to happen at parties!"

"I've gathered that over the 50th round of Jaeger!" Zilla growled. "Although a heads up would have been nice."

"All right, Litwick come on, get up, come on." Phoenix urged him, as he tried to help Litwick up. "You know, maybe you shouldn't have let him drink." She criticized Zilla.

"Maybe YOU shouldn't have invited him to a bar." Zilla glared at her.

"Damn it, he's got a point." Phoenix muttered to herself.

"My friends..." Litwick said in his drunken state.

"Okay, Litwick? Can you stand?" Phoenix said to him with worry.

"Thank you, Andre." Litwick named randomly. "I'll have the Veil Vodka." Then he fainted on the floor. He was out cold.

"Wow." Phoenix said.

"What?" Zilla growled.

"No, it's just... I never knew this place had a basement." Phoenix shrugged.

And there we have it! Chapter 1! I think I did a pretty good job, or at least I hope I did. I'll let you people be the judge.

For those of you who don't know, GMAD is a community group on FanFiction. If you wish to join go Toni42's channel, read the introductions and PM her to join. Or go to my best friend Litwick723!s channel and PM him asking him if can join. :)

Read it, review it, and tell me what you people think. This is just here for people to enjoy. :)