This is a kevedd story, there will be adult content in later chapters. *I do not own Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Harry Potter, or any trademarked or copyrighted idea or image used in this story*
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Chapter one
Kevin had never been normal, in fact he had been abnormal his entire life. He was destined to be abnormal since he had been a twinkle in his father's eye.
It all started when his mother and father met. She was a dancer, a muggle, and his father was a wealthy business man. He could have any woman he wanted, and he wanted her.
She said that when they met she knew they were soul mates. She had been dancing, the stage was dim and she was counting the beats of the music until she started her number. One last stroke of the ivory keys signaled that start, she took a deep breath, the lights flashed on, and she was in the spot light. Center stage. She started her dance with all the elegance of a swansong, slow, mournful, beautiful, and heart breaking. She flew across the stage with more grace than any dancer before her, her leaps were strong and her turns dizzying, and through it all her face gave more emotion than most people do in their lives.
Her piece ended and she stood, breathless, exhausted, and raw, on stage. For a few heart clenching moments there was nothing but silence, and then the crowd roared to life, they stood and gave her a thunderous applause. That's when she saw him. He was standing in the front row and watching her with hooded eyes, a satisfied smirk draped across his face.
She said when she saw him she knew, she said ti was like magic. And it was.
This man had been so deeply obsessed with her that he had sent her chocolates laced with love potion before the show. It was his own homebrewed mix of amortentia, beguiling bubbles, cupid crystals, and everlasting elixir, designed to make the drinker helplessly in love and last for a long amount of time.
They met after the show and she fawned over him, they dated and soon after married. And she, being none the wiser, birthed him a beautiful baby boy.
Around the child's fifth birthday the potion started to wear off, the man tried to re-administer it but she had built a resistance while the potion had wreaked havoc in her system for the past six years. The couple started fighting, they screamed and shouted daily, and over the years the screaming turned into hitting and attacking. Taking what he wanted even when she said no and all while their poor child could do nothing but watch.
One day, fed up, the woman decided to leave. She packed a bag for herself and her son and made to sneak out of the house in the dead of night, her seven year old child cradled in her arms. Just as reached for the door handle she heard her husband bellowing upstairs, screaming her name.
He came down the stairs like a bat out of hell, shouting obscenities and asking her where in the fuck she thought she was going. When she told him she planned to leave he became enraged. He raised his wand on her for the first time in their relationship, exposing himself as a wizard.
One would think his hand would shake or his voice would falter when he raised his wand against this woman he was supposed to love. But that was not the case.
"Crucio!"
She screamed, the noise ripping itself from her throat while the feeling of being ripped apart by a thousand red hot knives filled her body. Her cries filled the air and despite her best efforts she couldn't keep her grip on her son. The boy fell so the ground, his head hitting the linoleum with a sickening crack and he started to sob. "Daddy, please stop! Don't hurt her!" He desperately tried to crawl his way over to where his mother was strewn convulsing on the floor, hoping to protect her somehow, but the blood dripping down his neck and arms made the tile slippery and made it even more difficult for him to move.
His father cried out another curse and his mother let out another scream. He couldn't save her.
Suddenly the air felt static and heavy, three men appeared out of nowhere with loud 'pops' accompanying their arrival. It all happened so quickly it was a blur, his father disarmed, ensnared, dragged off to god knows where. His mother rushed to some place called St. Mungos, men in robes hurrying them along.
He caught snippets of conversation while some nurse tended to his head; the men in the dark robes were talking in hushed whispers.
"Dark wizard…" Wizards? "Alerted by the use of an illegal curse…" Curse? Magic? "Found a whole stash if home brewed love potion… this guy's gonna be in Azkaban for sure…"
He and his mother were thrust into a whole new world where magic was real, pictures talked, money had odd names, and everything was crazy. Wizards were real, and he was one of them.
The only constant in both these realities was that his father was a cold hearted criminal.
Author note: Yes I know this chapter is very short. This is more of an introductory chapter that explains Kevin's past a bit. In the next chapter the story will start up in present time.