Disclaimer: I do not own either the Buffy series or the Power Ranger series.
The universe is vast but the multiverse is even vaster, every conceivable possibility exists and even some not so conceivable ones exist and in one isolated universe one exists that is unique from all others like it.
In this universe Zordon of Eltar did not make his base near the city of Angel Grove but the town of Sunnydale. As many people know this town is not so normal but in that regard it would aid Zordon well.
And the Power Center went unnoticed by everyone until one day some careless astronauts opened up a cosmic dumpster and awakened her.
Rita let out a yawn and said, "Why is everyone running? You're gonna miss my coming out party where I conquer a nearby planet like that one over there," she grinned as she points at Earth.
Meanwhile in the not so normal town of Sunnydale people were starting their day as if it were normal until the Earth began to rumble.
The ground rumbled and in the Power Center Alpha 5 ran out screaming, "It's the big one! We're all going to be destroyed!"
Zordon appeared and said, "Alpha, calm down. It isn't the big one, it is something I have feared for thousands of years: Rita has escaped her prison."
"Oh dear," Alpha said softly, "Does that mean?"
"Yes, we need teenagers Alpha," Zordon said, "Teenagers with attitude."
"That is a rather, umm, broad term," Alpha said, "We could get anyone: from lunatics to escaped mental patients. But alright."
"Alpha," Zordon said, "Now please, I have absolute faith in this, we shall pick the right kids."
As Alpha pressed several buttons five multi coloured lights appeared, five teenagers got up and one of them groaned, "What the hell?"
"Greetings humans," Zordon said with joy in his eyes, these kids, yes they would do, "I am Zordon, an trans-dimensional being."
Alpha walked out of the shadows and said, "And I am Alpha 5,"
Ummm," one of the kids said, "Okay, awesome. Wow, this is awesome."
Zordon chuckled and said, Please observe the viewing globe children and I shall explain."
"This is Rita Repulsa, an evil sorceress who wishes to conquer your world and I have chosen you five to protect the world as a group of superheroes known as the Power Rangers. As Power Rangers you shall have access to a universe of power and a fleet of fighting robots known as zords," Zordon said, "Now you shall be granted your morphers and power coins."
"Owen Thurman, you shall command the mighty Tyrannosaurs zord, it's power shall aid you."
"Cordelia Chase, you are graceful and fierce, you shall command the mighty sabretooth tiger zord."
"Andrew Wells, you have a great imagination and skill, you shall command the graceful Pterodactyl."
"And you Jonathan Levinson, wise and knowledgable, you shall have the Triceratops zord."
"Finally, but not least, Larry Blaisdell, you shall be in command of the Mastodon zord."
"Umm," Andrew said, "I'm pink? "Jeez, is this cause I'm gay? You think I like the colour pink? Eh, guess I do like the colour."
Cordelia said, "Umm, yeah, well I guess I can do yellow and I guess Jonathan can pull blue off."
She looked at them and said, "What? I'm not letting anyone destroy the world."
Larry and Owen looked at each other and Larry said, "So, umm, about this evil space bitch?"
"Sorceress," Alpha said, "She's an evil space sorceress."
"Whatever," Larry said, "But half of us don't like each other so how are we supposed to be a team?"
Owen frowned and said, "Andrew's my friend, I like him and I know Jonathan fairly well enough that you bully them Larry."
Cordelia sighed and said, "Alright, we'll try it once but I'm the leader."
"Umm," Alpha said, "Traditionally the red ranger is in char…"
Alpha trailed off into silence as Cordelia glared at him.
"Not now," Cordelia said, "Let's give this a trial run, I mean I guess we can change tradition."
Alpha took an deep breath and said, "Of course."
Zordon chuckled and said, "Yes Ms. Chase, now take your morpher, the buckles I gave you, and say your zord's name while holding the morphers."
Andrew shrugged and yelled, "Pterodactyl!" He sighed as he was surrounded in pink spandex, nodded and said, "Still not crazy about the colour but I guess I can do this."
The others nodded and they morphed with Andrew.
Cordelia sighed and said, "This will protect us how?"
"You will see but you must now go and fight Goldar, he is currently attacking Sunnydale."
In Sunnydale the Mayor's eye twitched as the golden armoured monster was firing beams of energy all around his happy little town and then he saw his car explode as a beam fiery orange energy .
"I am Goldar of Titan and I will destroy this town in the name of my Empress!" it roared as it fired several more beams.
The Mayor frowned and thought, 'This will not go unnoticed,' and he heard his phone start to ring, he then saw five brightly coloured teenagers appeared out of nowhere and he frowned and said, "What is this now?"
Goldar looked at them and said, "Teenagers? And why is the boy a pink ranger?"
The yellow ranger stepped in front of the Pink ranger and said. "Yeah, he's pink, you got a problem with someone breaking traditional gender roles?"
"Yeah!" the Pink Ranger said, "So, umm, fuck you!"
The Yellow Ranger looked at Goldar in the eye and said, "Pink isn't just a girl colour, men can wear it too and he looks good in Pink, so stop thinking that pink is just a girl's colour."
'Where did Zordon find these rangers?' Goldar wondered, 'Because they are certainly different, especially the yellow ranger.'
Goldar laughed and said, "This will be easier than I thought," and he fired at the group causing them to go flying.
"Hey!" the Black Ranger yelled, "That was not cool," and he took his gun and fired repeatedly at the monster's face.
"Arrgh!" Goldar yelled as he clutched his face when the Red and Blue rangers tackled him and started to punch and kick.
On the moon palace Rita blinked and said, "Well Zordon I'm surprised. But let's see Goldar grow!"
Goldar turned large and yelled, "Now I'm gonna show you who's boss."
"Okay," the yellow Ranger yelled, "Let's get our robots."
As they leapt into their various robots Andrew frowned and said, "Umm, how do we know how to pilot the mechs?"
Jonathan frowned and said, "Maybe when we transform we become good drivers?"
"Whatever," Cordelia yelled, "Let's do this, that Gold thing just stepped on my car."
"Ooh," Larry said, "He's dead and he doesn't even know it."
As Andrew looked at the consoles he said, "Umm, okay Owen, press the big button, we all press it as one to initate the MegaZord thing."
"Alright," Cordelia said, "You heard the second in command, do it."
"Hey!" Larry said, "Who made him second in command?"
"I did," Cordelia said, "You want to make something of it?"
"No ma'am," Owen and Larry said as they pressed the button.
"Megazord transformation initiated," a computerised voice said as the Zords moved together.
Andrew blinked and said, "Awesome, we're like the Gundams."
"Nah," Jonathan said, "Voltron, but Cordelia is the tiger and you're pink."
"Fuck you!" Andrew yelled, "You're short!"
"Let's have the bitch fight later," Cordelia said, Now Andrew, apologise for calling Jonathan short and Jonathan, Andrew is to be commended for breaking traditional gender roles."
Both mumbled out apologies as they formed the robot and Andrew said, "Okay, let's get ready."
As the Megazord punched Goldar in the face Andrew said, "Hey Jonathan, can't you kick him in the balls?"
"Let me see," Jonathan said, "Umm, yeah, here we go," and pressed a few buttons.
The citizens of Sunnydale that were watching the fight suddenly winced as the Megazord kicked Goldar in the groin.
"Owww!" Goldar groaned as he collasped, "How very unsportsmanlike of you," he got up and stumbled a bit but the rangers hit him again and again until he teleported away.
The Rangers were teleported away and Zordon smiled and said, "Rangers, I am very proud of you but now know the fight has only begun and you must follow these three rules or lose the protection of the power:"
"First, do not use your powers for personal gain."
"Second, do not reveal that you are Power Rangers to anyone."
"Third, do not escalate the battle unless you are forced to by Rita."
Cordelia smiled and said, "Well let's do it guys, besides you know what I need? New friends," she patted Jonathan on the head and Andrew's shoulder, "These two need my help in fashion and friends."
Zordon chuckled, this might better than he thought, these rangers had spirit.
Up at the moon palace Rita screeched out loudly, "Goldar you buffoon, why couldn't you fight back?"
Goldar closed his eyes and said, "Because they got me right below the belt and it hurt, a lot. I'm going to need some rest," and limped off to get an ice pack.
"Next time," Rita screeched, "I'll get those little punks!"
Goldar suddenly screamed, "Where are the icepacks!? I'm in a lot of pain here, that triceratops foot had freaking horns on it!"
Rita sighed and said, "Finster, go and help him please and maybe find him some better armour to wear."
TBC
What do you think of these unorthodox rangers? I wanted to use under used characters from BtVS for the Power Rangers as the main three all have I believe stories where they become rangers could be wrong though.
Timeline: this happened a day or so before Buffy came to Sunnydale so Buffy the series still happens I shall take suggestions for the green ranger and pairing ideas would be welcome too
How will the Scoobies deal with the giant monsters and or Putties attacking every now and then.
