Episode 33: The Great Saiyaman

Back in Heaven, Sonic and Goku were training for the upcoming World Tournament back on Earth. As they both went Super Saiyan 2, they looked at each other extremely fierce. Baba came about and told them, "Congratulations, you two! You both have earned a day on Earth! But I must warn you, if you use too much energy, it will deplete your time you have." Sonic said, "Ok! You ready to surprise everyone, Goku?" Goku laughs and says, "You bet! But first, let's enter this tournament in Heaven. I heard they're strong fighters who died from different dimensions." (Slap) King Kai slaps Goku on the head and says, "If you ever bend the rules like that again next time, I will personally beat the hell out of you!" Goku said, "Whatever." (Zip) They used Instant Transmission to get to South Kai's planet. Meanwhile, on Earth, Gohan was studying his schoolwork with Tails as they had a math test coming up. Vegeta and Trunks were training for the tournament. "Son, stop goofing around! Being in 700x gravity while in Super Saiyan form is hard work! You can't just…" As Trunks runs around in the training chamber, Vegeta was shocked and surprised. "Wh… when did 700x gravity become a child's toy? It took me years to get to where I am now." Trunks said, "Look, dad. I'm doing it!" (Bam) He punched Trunks in the face and said, "Didn't I just say stop goofing around? There may be a slight chance that Kakarott's youngest son may enter the junior tournament." (Trunks crying) (Vegeta growls) "OK! IF you stop crying, I'll take you to the amusement park." "Yay!" (Vegeta grunts) So later on that day, Gohan and Tails were walking home from school until they witnessed a robbery. (Boom) "Alright, nobody move, or the lady gets it!" Tails said, "Gohan, what do we do? We can't let anyone know that we're heroes! We'll be hounded and people won't leave us alone while they're in danger." Gohan said, "Hm… I got an idea!" (Gohan powering up) As Gohan went Super Saiyan, he told Tails, "As long as we're a Super Saiyan, no one will recognize us." (Tails gasps) "Great idea!" (Tails powering up) So as Gohan approached the robbers, one of the robbers said, "Hey, kid! You got metal in your brain?! Get lost or die!" Gohan got ready and walked a little closer. (Rotottotototototoaaattatatatooat) As the bullets were being fired, Gohan and Tails caught every last one. Tails prepared a Ki Blast and said, "I suggest you return all the money you stole, or things will get uglier than your mothers." (Everyone oohs) The robbers were shaking in fear. "Ok, kid! You win… just don't hurt us!" A few minutes later, a girl with ponytails arrived and asked the police, "Ok, what's the situation?" "You just missed it! Some golden-haired man and a golden fox just took out the robbers, and they caught every bullet they fired!" The girl's partner was Rouge the Bat. She was secretly working for the President while dating Shadow. "So, someone took them out, huh? I think I know who it was," replied Rouge. Meanwhile, back in Heaven, Sonic and Goku entered the Heavenly Tournament and was already winning. "And another win for Sonic the Hedgehog!" (Everyone cheering) "Tch! It's all about speed!" As Goku was getting ready for his turn, they had to interrupt the match. King Kai went up to Sonic and Goku and told them, "Guys! This is majorly important! Frieza, Cell, Metal Sonic and Mephiles is acting up in Hell! At this rate, Hell's going to be destroyed, and the people in Hell will be free to the living world!" Back in Hell, Frieza said to Cell, "Allow me to kill these pathetic weaklings so that we can go to Earth!" As the Ginyu Force tortured the guardians of Hell, Sonic and Goku arrived to stop them. As they clipped on an earring each, they gained a major power boost. "Hey, Frieza! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" yelled Sonic. Frieza was covered in fear and yelled, "It's… it's Sonic and Goku!" King Cold looks up and said, "So those are the Super Saiyans you were mentioning back on Earth?! They look extremely powerful!" Cell said, "Stand back everyone. Remember, I was the one who killed both of them." "Well, then. The honor's all yours," replied Frieza. As Cell took charge at Goku, he looks a little worried about how powerful Goku became since last time. (Whoosh) A green alien shows up with incredible strength. King Kai telepathically talks to Goku and said, "If you're wondering who that is, don't worry. He's Pikkon, one of the strongest fighters in Heaven. He's there to help." Cell charged up a Kamehameha, but Pikkon easily blacked him out with a karate chop to the gut. (Wham) Frieza yelled, "No way!" As Sonic went in on Frieza, he unleashed a Kamehameha. Pikkon punched Frieza in the face, blacking him out as well. (Bam) (Thud) King Cold was scared as Pikkon elbowed him in the gut. (King Cold grunts in pain) "Ugh! I can't believe… this." (Thud) Sonic said, "Now it's just me and you, Mephiles. Last time, you almost managed to kill me, but now you're not even close to a threat to me." As Sonic transformed into Dark Sonic, he looks back at Mephiles with a menacing smile. Mephiles laughs and says, "You poor, delusional hedgehog. You must've forgotten that I am the ultimate form of terror." Sonic powered up to max and created a Sonic Shockwave: his new move in his Dark form. "Now I'll show you!" yelled Sonic. Mephiles said, "Oh, damn." As Sonic unleashed the Sonic Shockwave at full power, he aimed for Mephiles, Frieza, King Cold, Cell and the Ginyu Force. As they all got back up, they all looked up in the air and saw Sonic at his darkest. Sonic said, "Enjoy your stay in Hell!" (Bzzzz) (Whoosh) (Boom) As he defeated them with ease, they were all sent back to jail. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Videl and Rouge went to school the next day to find out who were the Golden Fighters. "Well, it's obvious that Tails is one of the Golden Fighters, he's the only fox that has powers like that. But who was the other?" asked Rouge. Videl looked at Gohan and guessed, "I want to say it's that new kid, Gohan, but I highly doubt it. He doesn't have the physique of the Golden Fighter." So as Videl and Rouge spied on Tails and Gohan, Videl went up to Gohan and asked, "You there! Are you the golden Fighter?! If so, then I caught you red-handed!" Gohan got scared a little and said, "No! I'm not the Golden Fighter! I swear! Agghh!" Gohan and Tails hid, but Rouge surprised Tails with a kiss on the cheek. "Come here, big boy," said Rouge in a sexy voice. Tails looks at her and said, "Uh… why are you looking at me like that?" (Kiss) Tails freaks out and yells, "I have a girlfriend, Rouge! Stranger danger!" As she flies away, she catches Gohan in a corner and asks, "Ok, bub, are you the Golden Fighter or not? If you don't answer me, things will get really ugly!" Gohan yells, "God dammit, Rouge! I'm not the Golden Fighter! How many times do I have to say it?!" Meanwhile, at Heaven, Sonic and Goku gets ready to finish the tournament. Goku was facing against Caterpy, the world's strongest insect. "Come here," said Caterpy in a deep voice. He grabs a hold of Goku and starts tickling him to death. (Goku laughing loudly) Sonic said, "Goku! He's trying to weaken you by tickling you! Break out of there!" A green hedgehog that looks exactly like Sonic yelled to him, "Shut your goddamn mouth, blue hedgehog! Go, Caterpy! Bring our Kai to victory!" Sonic looks at him and notices the exact resemblance. Sonic asked, "Just who the hell are you?" The green hedgehog pulls out a pair of shades and does a cooler stance. "The name's Scrouge the Hedgehog, and you are…?" Sonic laughs and says, "That stance was so freaking lame, bro. By the way, the name's Sonic... Sonic the Hedgehog! This is how you make a stance!" "Check it!" "Now that's how it's done!" Scrouge looks impressed and said, "I must admit, Sonic. Not bad, but we shall see in the finals!" Back at the fight, Goku finally broke free, but Caterpy was going through metamorphosis. The announcer said, "Uh… how long is this going to be?" "About 500 years," said South Kai. "Well we can't wait 500 years, so that means that Goku wins by default! Now, onto the semi-finals, we have Goku vs. Pikkon and Sonic vs. Scrouge! This is going to be so epic, I can't take the suspense!" As Sonic and Goku prepare for the semi-finals, their competition is fierce. Will they be able to win? Also, can Gohan keep his Golden Fighter secret hidden long enough? Or will Videl and Rouge get him to confess? Find out in the next episode.