Two potato's on a counter so close together. They were put in the oven in a cover, as the cover slowly peeled off the male and female potato cheesed all over the cover. The male potato got bigger and the female one was still cheesed from the last time. THEN THE LORD OF EVIL SATAN TOOK THEM OUT OF THE OVEN AND STABBED IT WITH A FORK AND ATE THEM BOTH AND THEN SATAN GOT KILLD BY A WOLF. Then Sasha woke up from a dream and said "THE FUCK BRAIN!" (I was so bored at the time I wrote this)