That is my problem: I am fucked by the Devil. Yeah, right, but probably not in the way you are thinking about it now. Not like figurative language, as in "oh Lord, my wife wants the divorce, the kids' pet was ran over by our stupid neighbor, the coffee is damn cold and it's just 8 a.m.". Everybody has dog days like that, shitty days. Those days when everything just goes wrong and the gun hidden in your closet begin to look like a marvelous temptation. You know, it's not what I'm talking about.
I am fucked by the Demon in the literal sense. Fucked. Right in the ass. And not any demon, but Lucifer itself, Satan in person. Face to face. Or his face to my nape, since Lu prefers the vertical sex, most likely the one with my face stuck against the next wall while he does me from behind. When your fuck buddie is the Devil you just don't get the chance to be on top - if you know what I mean.
The worst of all is that I'm not only fucked by Satan, but I like it. I enjoy it. Way more than I should do, and way more than I will ever admit. At least in words, mate. Let's not talk about my screams and moans when that damned bastard starts to slam in, harder, and stronger, and faster, and... yeah.
Notes:
A silly double drabble, but I like it. Just what our Johnny boy thinks about his... relation, with the Lord of Hell. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did!
It's also a translation from my own story, "Condenado", in brazilian portuguese. I'd appreciate if you could let me know about any grammar or spelling mistakes among the text. Since English is not my first language, I'm not very secure about writing here. Thank you all!
Fanfic is dedicated to BelialNails, who always inspire the best of me when the subject comes to Constantine.
Kisses!
Ms. Blackwood