NOTE:

Due to the lack of Drawn Together fanfics on this site, I have decided to create a major one, which I hope to finish by November. My primary reason for writing this fanfiction is to improve upon the Drawn Together Movie, which sucked and a lot of people know it. I am going to try to use the characters' season 1 personalities.

Don't comment if you dislike it. This is my first fanfic rated Fiction M AND my first Drawn Together fanfic. Since I have only seen the first nine episodes, I am going to try to write these characters well. Don't comment if you dislike.

DRAWN TOGETHER: THE MOVIE

Part the First: A Long, Long Way from the Drawn Together House

We begin our tale in an evil lair, many miles from the Drawn Together home, only accessible by climbing through the house…

Suddenly, a black-and-white cartoon female with a plump, curved body and a high voice came barging into the living room.

"All right, who put this damned ring in the f*cking crapper!" screamed Toot.

"Hey, that's where it was!" said a totally gay video game adventurer, with spiky blonde hair and skimpy green clothes, going by the name of Xandir. "That makes 300! Now I can do a triple jump!" he said happily, grabbing the ring off Toot and triple jumping across the living room.

"Wait, we're not in this scene!" said a muscular and handsome, yet not exactly stereotypical superhero, known as Captain Hero.

"You're right, Captain Hero," said a short, thick-lined internet cartoon character, a pig, in a red shrt, named Spanky Ham. "None of us should be in this dumb scene anyway," he continued as he defecated into a jack o' lantern.

Yeah, actually, our story SHOULD have begun in that evil lair, mentioned earlier where an evil villain, known as Lord Darkness, is committing unspeakable evil…

"Go babe, shake that bust!" laughed Lord Darkness as he watched an extremely crude and coarse porn video. Yeah, not exactly evil, but not something he should have been doing either. However, being an adult cartoon, featuring alcoholic sex symbols like Toot, whores like Foxxy Love, homos like Xandir, racists like Clara, retards like Wooldoor Sockbat and perverts like Spanky Ham, what do you expect?

However, Lord Darkness was interrupted by his evil minions, Live Noinim.

"Um, Master" said Live in his pathetic voice, "We need to get this film started already. Formulate some evil plans, don't just sit around watching porn and taking photos of your anus."

"But it's fun to do that stuff!" whined Lord Darkness. "Besides, why should I listen to a retard like you?"

"Boy, are you contrary," groaned Live, before being interrupted by his incredibly annoying master.

"Besides, I've already got an evil plan!" cackled Lord Darkness. "To destroy the Drawn Together housemates!"

"But why, master?" asked Live, "Because that's seriously illogical."

"Because they're a bunch of assholes, and besides, they've got a TV show and I haven't!" said Lord Darkness, before jumping off his black chair and disappearing out the exit.

"We're on a… Never mind. Why do I work for this philistine?" groaned Live, before subsequently disappearing out of the exit after his worthless master.

Next time on the Drawn Together Movie…

Lord Darkness doesn't appear at all.

Clara tries to convert Wooldoor Sockbat

Foxxy Love and Captain Hero wonder about their short-lived former relationship.

Ling-Ling rediscovers the dead corpse of his master and tries to hide it from the other housemates.

Toot tries to revert Xandir's gayness, due to the fact that Chad's rebellious brother Chase kissed him (while Xandir was in disguise) which turned him gay.

Spanky Ham defecates into an Easter egg.