Author's Note: This is my twenty fifth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History & my 4th collab with Villain84. This episode, Rorschach from WatchmenVs. James Bond. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.

BTW, if you want to work with me on a rap battle, tell me. I'm already working on a project with SSBBFan.

And of course, I give all credit to Peter Alexis Shukoff (Aka. Nice Peter) and Lloyd Leonard Alqhist (Aka. Epic Lloyd) for creating the Epic Rap Battles Of History series.

Beat: 'Hard Rap Beat Watchmen Sample (Hip-Hop)' by RedHookNoodles

Epic Rap Battles Of History!

Rorschach...

Vs.

James Bond!

Begin!

(Rorschach)

Rorschach's journal, December seventeenth, two-thousand twelve.
Agent Double O Seven's career should have stayed up on the shelf.
The streets are filled with blood. Tonight, that blood will be yours.
My raps that rival Drake will make it leak from your pores.
I've shown the dark side of superheroes. Quite a legacy Moore created.
You're just a big-shot action hero, who's films are overrated.
I may not have an agency or gadgets, but really, I don't need 'em.
I got my fists and my mind. With those, all your weak foes, I could beat 'em!

(Pierce Brosnan Bond)

007 here. The name's Bond, James Bond.
Talk to your crew, you know they won't respond.
You make weapons out of harmless objects? How crude!
You're fighting crime with a blue man in the nude!
You should give yourself some paracetamol whenever you can.
With that voice, The Owl's not the only thing that copies Batman.
I always finish missions, not leaving behind a single task.
After seeing your face, I understand why you wear that mask.

(Rorschach)

No need to be polite here, you goddamn, British crumpet!
I'll take this pan of burning oil and on your face, I'll dump it!
On the outside you look like a cool guy who always gets the chicks,
But you can't hold anyone down since old Tracy hit the bricks!
Believe it or not, I still got girls lining up to feel my bum.
You say you have a goldfinger? I guess I got a platnum!
I still say that joker, Austin Power's still got more class.
So Jimmy, just take a pass, cause if you keep coming, I'll come beat your ass!

(Rorschach throws a smoke bomb at Bond. When the smoke clears, James Bond has changed.)

(Daniel Craig Bond)

I save the world millions of times. Could I ask for more?
Kill millions to save billions? You planning another cold war?
I need to see Q & M within a couple of hours.
Your no superhero, you don't even have any super powers!
Your group's always in my face. You're like a bunch of moths.
You and your group of Watchmen? A bunch of Teen Titans knock-offs
Your mask to me, is nothing more than a distortion,
Maybe your mom SHOULD'VE went along with that abortion.

(Rorschach)

Abortion. Distortion. Is that the best you got?
Your parents died when you were eleven. You been able to shake that off?

(Bond)

Matter of fact, I have. I got over trauma quick which
seems to be something you can't-

(Beat suddenly stops before Bond can finish.)

(Rorschach)

Quantum of Solace made your fans twitch!

(Rorschach folds his arms and Bond looks at him unamused.)

Who Won?

Who's Next?

You Decide!

Cast:

Rorschach: Villain84

James Bond: KJMusical