Hello to the peoples reading this little fanfic, it stemmed from the first time I played UFO (didn't get close to Shou of course), after trying Marisa, then Sanae, then Reimu this hatched, so enjoy their (metaphorical) Child!

It was a night of the full moon, in which moonlight gently fell upon the dense congregation of bamboo stalks known as the Bamboo Forest of the Lost. Deep in this natural maze, a heterochromatic girl attempted to make her way through a particularly dense clump in the already difficult maze. "Where is that little bunny!?" she whined, attempting to stab her way through with an odd purple umbrella with an eye painted on it and a tongue lolling around.

The girl eventually gave up on trying to stab her way through and began to rant, "I swear, that couple was perfect for surprising, and right when I was about to surprise them, that damned bunny girl comes along and reveals my hiding place to them!" the girl began to rub a large bump on her head, "Then they got all mad and…".

Not too far away, a smaller girl with short, curly black hair with small rabbit ears poking out laughed as her small carrot necklace bounced up and down on her light pink dress.

"Oh boy! That was a good one!" she said in between breaths, taking care not to be too loud, in case the other girl was within earshot. "Hmm, Keine and Mokou shouldn't be too far away, let's see if I can recompense…" the bunny girl said as she made her way over to the other girl.

Meanwhile, the heterochromatic girl continued her rant until she heard a rustling in the stalks around her. "Who's that!?" The girl yelled out as she held her umbrella in an (ridiculous looking) offensive position. "Calm down, Kogasa, was it?" the bunny girl said as she walked out of the darkness of the stalks' shadows. Upon seeing her, Kogasa attempted to swing her umbrella, but the tongue had other ideas and swung backwards to hit Kogasa in the face, knocking her over the process.

"Tewi!" Kogasa yelled as she attempted to get back up, " When I get ahold of you-" " I told ya, calm down, yeesh, "Tewi said as she gave her hand to Kogasa, who tried pulling herself up, but got shocked by a joy buzzer in Tewi's hand.

" Hey put that down," Tewi said, eying Kogasa's (potentially dangerous) umbrella "Anyways, I came to give ya another chance, you wanted to surprise a couple? Lucky for you, I happen to know of one in close proximity to us, now if you'll follow me…"

Two girls, one with long, flowing hair that went down her light brown shirt and red pants plastered with amulets at random, and another with a strange green dress, and even stranger, a pair of horns atop her silver hair along with a fluffy tail swaying slowly back and forth in a strange manner, sat atop a thick fallen bamboo stalk in the middle of a small clearing and were staring contentedly at a small fire that was burning cheerfully.

The horned girl sighed happily as she rested her head against the other girl's shoulder, "Mokou, how is it that you can make the best of meals from close to nothing?" The other girl, Mokou, blushed slightly and leaned her head against the other girl's head, or at least she tried to, but the girl's horns proved to be quite the formidable opponent and Mokou ended up getting a small cut on her cheek and began to bleed slightly.

"Oh My!" the horned girl cried out as soon as she felt the small but steady flow of blood on her head, " Are you all right Mokou?!" Mokou simply shrugged as the small wound began to patch itself up, "It's fine Keine," she replied. "But what-"Keine said worriedly as she began to ramble about how bad she felt as she inspected the small wound. The inspecting soon turned into caressing, as it didn't take long for the two to look each other in the eyes, and for their faces to slowly move together…

"SURPRISE!" Kogasa yelled as she jumped out of a particularly tall bamboo stalk and startled the would-be couple, this didn't end well, as soon she found herself in the lap of a certain pyro, and she did not look happy ( 'So close too…' thought Keine). "Keine… is this some kind of joke…?" Mokou said slowly through gritted teeth. "I don't know…" Keine said as she cracked her knuckles, neck, and quite a few other things that shouldn't be cracked, "But let's find out."

Now Kogasa didn't know a thing about these two, she just thought that they were a random human –youkai couple, the type that's been springing up a lot nowadays. However, the karakasa recognized a murderous glare when she saw one (the blame was on Sanae's part of course) so she immediately began sliding backwards on her tuchus in a direction that she hoped would get her away from the two. Mokou, however, recognized the direction she was going in as one of the several ways to Eintei.

"Wait a second," Mokou said as she had a moment of flawed logic," that little twit must be spying on us for Kaguya! She must have fallen out of that bamboo stalk by accident and yelled to keep some dignity!"

While this might have made sense for Mokou, it did little to sway Keine, who didn't care what the karakasa was doing; just that she separated herself from Mokou. "Now then," Keine said with a sadistic smile on her face , "Let's teach her a little lesson, Shall we?"

Kogasa was already scared, but when you see a horned person who just cracked some very weird places on herself approach you with intent of Yuuka-level sadism, well, she did what any sane person would do.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHH!" Kogasa quickly stood up and began the limited flying she could do, but of course she did this in the direction she was already heading to, which then caused Mokou to begin her rampage, which caused Keine to join in as well. "Why me….?" Kogasa thought as she grazed fireballs and talismans alike, in an effort to stay alive. All in all, the karakasa was not having a fun night.

Meanwhile, Tewi was watching the whole thing unfold a small distance away, of course she had to remain silent through the meeting, as she did such things often, but as soon as all of them left, well, she simply exploded with laughter.

"Man, ya just never see one as good azzat! Hahahahahahaha! She even ran off to Eintei! Hahahahahahaha! Whew…" Tewi gently took in a small breath as she brushed a tear from her eye. "Well, better get over there to make sure dem two don't fight again, they keep burning down parts of the forest whenever they do that." And so, the little earth rabbit merrily made her way back to Eintei.

Sanae

"Why haven't I been able to find her lately?" Sanae said out loud as she passed by the Bamboo Forest, which produced many loud screams of terror.

" Weird, Kaguya usually doesn't scream too much, and Kogasa can't cause so much terror, well, I haven't been able to find her all day, so I'll call it a night." Sanae said as she began flying back towards the Youkai Mountain, ignoring the many screams in the background.

Anyways, sanks to all readers, and any requests for a different character for Kogasa to annoy are always welcome, sank you and bye, Kweh. Damned formatting issues...