Goku's Search
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The show begins and Goku is seen roaming around the neighborhood, with a camera man close behind.
"Today, we're gonna find the answer to the real question that everyone is asking all over the world!" Goku said with a big, confident smile as he put his hands on his hips.
"Well," asked the cameraman,"what is it?"
"Uhhh...I sorta forgot..." Goku said uncertaintly.The cameraman fell over Anime style. "But wait....I know I have it here somewhere!" He then begins to unload all his pockets, which happen to include several things, including candy,porkchops,horseshoes,a pic of him and Gohan, doggy treats, and finally the piece of paper. "Ok here it is! And the big question is, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
"Ok...Goku...that's a wonderful topic.."said the cameraman. Good greif what a nincompoop!
"Ok...we're gonna go to different houses to see if they know the answer to the question! Lets start with my house!He said with a big grin." They walked (in Goku's case they're was a lot of tripping happening also.) to Goku's front door and rung the doorbell. Chi Chi answered the door.
"Hello?" she said quietly.
"Hi Chi-Chi!!!!! Ok..if you get this question right you get ..." he started quietly. Then to the cameraman,"What do they get?"
"Nothing, the boss didn't think anyone would get it right!" whispered the cameraman angrily.
"Ok...you get a big wad of nothing!!! How exciting!!!" Goku said happily. I wish I could enter...that sounds like fun! "How many licks does it take to get to a center of a Tootsie Pop?" he asked....which was a big mistake.
"You came all the way here...JUST TO ASK ME HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A POOPSIE POP?!??!" she shouted.
"Tootsie Pop, not Poopsie Pop, Tootsie Pop." corrected the Cameraman.
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An hour later.........
Goku and the cameraman are laying in the front yard,bruised, battered, and bloody.
"Wanna go ask again?" asked Goku.
The cameraman looked at him,looked at the house, then back at Goku. "Are you nuts?" he asked before running into the street and getting hit by a car. (He lived....but he went nuts.)
10 minutes and 1 cameraman later.
"Ok....now I'm gonna try to do it!"said Goku.
"Go Goku go!" Said the cameraman (who happened to be Krillin).
"Wait a second...don't we need a Tootsie Pop?" asked Goku. Suddenly, one fell down from the sky and boinked him on the head.
"You owe me 99 cents for that!" said King Kai.
"Lets get started!" he said.
3,764 licks and 8 hours later.
"Ok...we don't like that question anymore..the real one is.... How many people would it take to shave Vegeta's head!?!? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"
"AHHH!" screamed Vegeta in the background.
R/R